Google is broken.
It keep saying every site will harm your computer, but it wont, it's just Google being broken.
Doesn't that mean that the Internet is like, dead or something? or maybe it just has a cold
Computer nerds everywhere must be shaking in their boots...
...do nerds wear boots?
xXx
Saturday 31 January 2009
Tsk tsk, Miss George, For shame!
i'm so ashamed!!new rule- as well as not being able to talk when drunk i shouldn't be allowed to blog. or have my phone- i spent £10 on credit yesterday, and i now have £6.45 or something!!i can't believe it
My god, what was i on last night????!!
oh yeah, wait- copious amounts of alcohol, that's what =]
i looked at my other blogs and i have no clue what i'm saying but the part where i said something about "i love you all loads, especially what you've done for tony"- WTF???!!! WHO IS TONY???I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE CALLED TONY!!!!
seriously, i was wrecked last night
...
Who is Tony????!!!i can't get over this guy i've created who obviously has issues. where did that even come from??
another highlight is calling mark 'mark mar' and sophie 'sophiem' . those lot are going to take the piss so bad. dammit!!!
pfft....worth it though- what an amazing night. so funny and shizzle, and we ended up in the works which was fab! i spent A LOT of money though, so i wont be going out again!!not anytime soon anyway...well, i say that... =]
right- i'm going to go and sober up a bit more- yes i am still a little bit woozy. but no hangover- i think that'll come later. i'm actually surprised that i haven't been sick to be honest- i really was expecting it.
All in all, a brilliant night
Nicely Done.
=]
xXx
My god, what was i on last night????!!
oh yeah, wait- copious amounts of alcohol, that's what =]
i looked at my other blogs and i have no clue what i'm saying but the part where i said something about "i love you all loads, especially what you've done for tony"- WTF???!!! WHO IS TONY???I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE CALLED TONY!!!!
seriously, i was wrecked last night
...
Who is Tony????!!!i can't get over this guy i've created who obviously has issues. where did that even come from??
another highlight is calling mark 'mark mar' and sophie 'sophiem' . those lot are going to take the piss so bad. dammit!!!
pfft....worth it though- what an amazing night. so funny and shizzle, and we ended up in the works which was fab! i spent A LOT of money though, so i wont be going out again!!not anytime soon anyway...well, i say that... =]
right- i'm going to go and sober up a bit more- yes i am still a little bit woozy. but no hangover- i think that'll come later. i'm actually surprised that i haven't been sick to be honest- i really was expecting it.
All in all, a brilliant night
Nicely Done.
=]
xXx
im gonna regert this in the morning
hahahahahhaha i woudln't have wrotten do much but therevare some freaky arse guys outside that seem to be very "MEH" and intent on stayif inside, i dont woan t them to know anyone's insode
oh my go we had such a laug golf for ted's bitrhday, it was me, emma, hannah, alex, aledx, jamees, ted mark mar, justin, ankar, kevin, sophiem james, kyle and colin, we had such a lugh, seriously it was fab
i am really drmilkm though mos i'll worite mor e tomeoorow
lov you all ladoas, espacuallyww what you've done for tony and everyine, big shout out to Emma and Alex- my main borther's from another from another mother- they are really cool
LOVE YOU LOADS byweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh my go we had such a laug golf for ted's bitrhday, it was me, emma, hannah, alex, aledx, jamees, ted mark mar, justin, ankar, kevin, sophiem james, kyle and colin, we had such a lugh, seriously it was fab
i am really drmilkm though mos i'll worite mor e tomeoorow
lov you all ladoas, espacuallyww what you've done for tony and everyine, big shout out to Emma and Alex- my main borther's from another from another mother- they are really cool
LOVE YOU LOADS byweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
drunkdrunkdrunkdrnudnkrndurkn
omg im soe drunk im so4rrry heheehehheheh i played pub glof tongiht,and it was suh a lushg- i love all pf them pt, lyppeat court FTW it's so cool, all of the legit people come froim there =]
i haf such a fab time tonight, it was brilliant, but i am kinf od frunk a little, but LEX TODLD me whe'd make sure evryone gt home okey smokes, i',m gonna phone everyine tomrrow to make surreee ok, i'm gonna go now bye eberyone thankd you for auch a fb ight i love you al lpads and loads =] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xXx
i haf such a fab time tonight, it was brilliant, but i am kinf od frunk a little, but LEX TODLD me whe'd make sure evryone gt home okey smokes, i',m gonna phone everyine tomrrow to make surreee ok, i'm gonna go now bye eberyone thankd you for auch a fb ight i love you al lpads and loads =] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xXx
Friday 30 January 2009
Idiot Girl
OH MY GOD.
i could not have been more stupid if i had tried- seriously, it's actually epic- you couldn't write something like it, you'd just never think anyone could BE that stupid
Ok, so it's starts with me running off to my seminar in E.Pollard for Narrative Theory at about 1:45pm. This is where i first went wrong- i completely ignored the fact that E.Pollard begins with an 'E' and instead went to Rutherford, instead of Elliot. Smooth.
I ran around for 10 minutes desperately asking anyone and everyone where E.Pollard is, including some incredibly baffled Russian people who when i said "Do you know where E.Pollard is??" went "er (something in Russian) I, er, not know, Er...maybe that?" and pointed at Rutherford reception. I stared at them desperately bemused before going "Er...yeah, thanks, bye!" and skipping away as they all turned and waved- it would have been proper legit if i hadn't been in such a rush
after being told by a rather amused 3rd year that E.Pollard was in Elliot- "because, here's the catch, it begins with an E"...yeah, i laughed too- i then went to Elliot, by which time i was about 15 minutes late. i started running around there, and after another 5minutes i found E.Pollard- but there was a completely different seminar group in there, for 'The Tale'. by this point i was so spazztastical as it dawned on me that maybe i had got confused with other seminar times and had got it wrong. i went out into the courtyard where i phoned Charlotte and got her to check my timetable; I was right
The seminar started at 4, not 2. I wasn't 20 minutes late for my seminar at all- infact i was about an hour and 40 minutes early.
completely exhausted i stumbled home, occasionally falling asleep and tripping over a bench on the way. i came home and sat on my bed, despondent and more tired than i could ever remember.
My excuse; I had 3 hours sleep last night and had to get up at 7:30 this morning.
urgh, god i'm such a fool
xXx
i could not have been more stupid if i had tried- seriously, it's actually epic- you couldn't write something like it, you'd just never think anyone could BE that stupid
Ok, so it's starts with me running off to my seminar in E.Pollard for Narrative Theory at about 1:45pm. This is where i first went wrong- i completely ignored the fact that E.Pollard begins with an 'E' and instead went to Rutherford, instead of Elliot. Smooth.
I ran around for 10 minutes desperately asking anyone and everyone where E.Pollard is, including some incredibly baffled Russian people who when i said "Do you know where E.Pollard is??" went "er (something in Russian) I, er, not know, Er...maybe that?" and pointed at Rutherford reception. I stared at them desperately bemused before going "Er...yeah, thanks, bye!" and skipping away as they all turned and waved- it would have been proper legit if i hadn't been in such a rush
after being told by a rather amused 3rd year that E.Pollard was in Elliot- "because, here's the catch, it begins with an E"...yeah, i laughed too- i then went to Elliot, by which time i was about 15 minutes late. i started running around there, and after another 5minutes i found E.Pollard- but there was a completely different seminar group in there, for 'The Tale'. by this point i was so spazztastical as it dawned on me that maybe i had got confused with other seminar times and had got it wrong. i went out into the courtyard where i phoned Charlotte and got her to check my timetable; I was right
The seminar started at 4, not 2. I wasn't 20 minutes late for my seminar at all- infact i was about an hour and 40 minutes early.
completely exhausted i stumbled home, occasionally falling asleep and tripping over a bench on the way. i came home and sat on my bed, despondent and more tired than i could ever remember.
My excuse; I had 3 hours sleep last night and had to get up at 7:30 this morning.
urgh, god i'm such a fool
xXx
Thursday 29 January 2009
All these things that I've done...
Things i have done out of boredom since the others left at 6:00pm and left me on my lonesome;
- Tidied my room...again
- seen how many times i can spin on my office chair before i felt sick (21)
- gotten changed into an outfit that is both pretty and comfortable, so that i could feel comfy and look pretty
- watched 'Ladri di Biciclette' ('Bicycle Thieves') for my 'Post War European Cinema' Course
- gone online
- phoned my dad
- made my bed
- taken a tiny nap
- made my bed again after messing it up during the tiny nap
- gone to the shop
- sung very loudly
- watched a few episodes of 'Sex and the City'
- washed up
- daydreamed
- played pendulum far too loudly
- counted how much the spare change in my robot cup comes up to- £2.62; 46p in 1p, 66p in 2p and £1.50 in 5p...i hope that adds up right...
- worked out a way to get from my bed to the kitchen table without having to touch the floor
- spoke to my mum
- went for a run
- listened to music
- watched my first ever episode of 'Skins'...i didn't think much of it i'm afraid
I managed to keep myself busy =]
but still managed to become monumentally bored =[
swings and roundabouts i spose
xXx
WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING????
Dammit.
i was supposed to get up at 9.
Grr.
I can't stop sleeping!!!!!i woke up at 7:30 when my ma called me (thanks mum) and then again at 9 where i tried to get up but kind of fell asleep as i was moving, and then my sister called me at like 11 and then i fell asleep again!!!i have only been out of bed for about 10 minutes. this is shockingly awful. i blame Jimmy- he made me go out last night...maybe
i have a seminar this afternoon but i feel like rubbish so i dunno if i'll go yet- it's a catch-22 situation; if i go i will feel shoddy the whole time, be falling asleep and my notes will be bad. if i don't go i'll be struck down with the horrific guilt that only comes from missing a seminar/lecture when you know that if you really made the effort you could have gone.
...
i would say that i could live with the latter =]
i was supposed to be seeing a house today, but the people never called back, which is muchly rude. i really did love the house yesterday, and the people seem so legit- i have to keep reminding myself not to do an 'Amy' and get ahead of myself and get overexcited only to be disappointed again though- they might not pick me. but let's face it- how could they not??=]
right now i should be reading 'Sense and Sensibility' but i'm not- but by no means does the fact i haven't finished it yet affect how much i want to go to my Romanticism Seminar.....(cough)
right i'm gonna go- i'm just rambling now =]
xXx
i was supposed to get up at 9.
Grr.
I can't stop sleeping!!!!!i woke up at 7:30 when my ma called me (thanks mum) and then again at 9 where i tried to get up but kind of fell asleep as i was moving, and then my sister called me at like 11 and then i fell asleep again!!!i have only been out of bed for about 10 minutes. this is shockingly awful. i blame Jimmy- he made me go out last night...maybe
i have a seminar this afternoon but i feel like rubbish so i dunno if i'll go yet- it's a catch-22 situation; if i go i will feel shoddy the whole time, be falling asleep and my notes will be bad. if i don't go i'll be struck down with the horrific guilt that only comes from missing a seminar/lecture when you know that if you really made the effort you could have gone.
...
i would say that i could live with the latter =]
i was supposed to be seeing a house today, but the people never called back, which is muchly rude. i really did love the house yesterday, and the people seem so legit- i have to keep reminding myself not to do an 'Amy' and get ahead of myself and get overexcited only to be disappointed again though- they might not pick me. but let's face it- how could they not??=]
right now i should be reading 'Sense and Sensibility' but i'm not- but by no means does the fact i haven't finished it yet affect how much i want to go to my Romanticism Seminar.....(cough)
right i'm gonna go- i'm just rambling now =]
xXx
Taxi Drivers with Short Term Memory Loss
what an epic day, my god!!
it started at 9 when i woke up...then fell back asleep again until 11 =]
after chatting with Charlotte for a good while i decided it was about time i got in contact with Grandpa Cruden again, and so i did, which was cool. we haven't seen each other for a while but needless to say it only took about 30 minutes before everything was back to normal- i sat there talking far too much while he sat there listening politely- nicely done =]
after that i sat with Charlotte and Connie chatting for ages, which was legit. we couldn't stop laughing about the night before, it was brilliant
i went to go see the house of the people i met the other day, at about 6:30 and I LOVED IT. the house was lovely ,the room was fab and the people are brilliant- it's a bit pricey, but it'll be worth it if i end up there. seriously, i loved it. i'm gonna see another house soon, which is a lot cheaper, but at the minute this seems to be the one i prefer. LOVES IT.
i came back home and decided it was time i did something about the state of my room- it had been too untidy for far too long. half-way through cleaning it i was joined by a rather jovial Jimmy, who had decided to start drinking again!!YAYAYAYAY!!!!!GO JIMMY!!!we finished of a big ol' cartony type thing of cider whilst i cleaned, and listened to music- Jim even serenaded me on my guitar- awwwwww
suddenly my dad did a web-chat on messenger- funniest thing ever. Jim met my dad, dad met Jim, and then dad said "are you going out tonight?"i shouted "no!" whilst Jim shouted "YES!" Dad then told us to have fun on our 'Boogie nights'- hands down it was the funniest thing i have heard in a long time
Jimmy did eventually persuade me to go out to town, but only after i'd gotten the tiniest bit tipsy, which isn't fair really. we (me, claire and jimmy) went with his mates Darren and Matt who he's knows off his course, and met up with loads of other people like Annie, Louise and Alice. Matt looked like my mate chris from back home, and (i'm sorry Darren!!) Darren looks EXACTLY like 'Sid' from Skins. i never watched 'Skins', but i know who that guy is. it later turned out that Darren, Annie and Louise all know my cousin Alice because they all come from Essex!!how cool is that??although i couldn't get the "It's a small world after all" song out of my head for ages afterwards
i had my first pint of Boddingtons tonight, and it did me over very easily, much to Claire's enjoyment. Jimmy then decided he wanted to go home, as did Claireus, but Darren persuaded me to stay and 'mingle', which i did for a bit. it was quite a laugh being surrounded by people you'd only met about an hour before
we went to another pub after 'The Cherry Tree', but i can't remember the name of it..i should probably mention at this point that i'm still a bit tipsy =] anyhoo, we got there, and after i'd had a southern comfort and lemonade (my new drink by the way) i decided to go home. i also accidentally spilt someone drink on them, which i felt so awful about, and they (Alex his name was) got kinda pissed off and kept demanding i buy him another drink, which i offered to do, but some of the girls told him he was being a dick and that i shouldn't have to so he said don't worry. i decided to go after this, although the others tried to convince me not to
this is where things got even more epic- i got tragically lost in the middle of Canters. i managed to convince myself and the others that i knew my way home, and that i could walk home easily, but had no bloody clue where i was going!!after about 20 minutes of walking i decided it would probably be sensible to call a taxi, so i did. he said he'd be 5 minutes, and when he hadn't turned up 15 minutes later i called him up again- he was in the wrong place. 10 minutes later, and one decidedly dodgy taxi drive home in which the driver asked me three times where he was taking me and then commented on how he'd like to holiday in Suffolk, i was home. =]
i'm gonna sleep maybe for a bit now- i am SO tired you have no idea
xXx
it started at 9 when i woke up...then fell back asleep again until 11 =]
after chatting with Charlotte for a good while i decided it was about time i got in contact with Grandpa Cruden again, and so i did, which was cool. we haven't seen each other for a while but needless to say it only took about 30 minutes before everything was back to normal- i sat there talking far too much while he sat there listening politely- nicely done =]
after that i sat with Charlotte and Connie chatting for ages, which was legit. we couldn't stop laughing about the night before, it was brilliant
i went to go see the house of the people i met the other day, at about 6:30 and I LOVED IT. the house was lovely ,the room was fab and the people are brilliant- it's a bit pricey, but it'll be worth it if i end up there. seriously, i loved it. i'm gonna see another house soon, which is a lot cheaper, but at the minute this seems to be the one i prefer. LOVES IT.
i came back home and decided it was time i did something about the state of my room- it had been too untidy for far too long. half-way through cleaning it i was joined by a rather jovial Jimmy, who had decided to start drinking again!!YAYAYAYAY!!!!!GO JIMMY!!!we finished of a big ol' cartony type thing of cider whilst i cleaned, and listened to music- Jim even serenaded me on my guitar- awwwwww
suddenly my dad did a web-chat on messenger- funniest thing ever. Jim met my dad, dad met Jim, and then dad said "are you going out tonight?"i shouted "no!" whilst Jim shouted "YES!" Dad then told us to have fun on our 'Boogie nights'- hands down it was the funniest thing i have heard in a long time
Jimmy did eventually persuade me to go out to town, but only after i'd gotten the tiniest bit tipsy, which isn't fair really. we (me, claire and jimmy) went with his mates Darren and Matt who he's knows off his course, and met up with loads of other people like Annie, Louise and Alice. Matt looked like my mate chris from back home, and (i'm sorry Darren!!) Darren looks EXACTLY like 'Sid' from Skins. i never watched 'Skins', but i know who that guy is. it later turned out that Darren, Annie and Louise all know my cousin Alice because they all come from Essex!!how cool is that??although i couldn't get the "It's a small world after all" song out of my head for ages afterwards
i had my first pint of Boddingtons tonight, and it did me over very easily, much to Claire's enjoyment. Jimmy then decided he wanted to go home, as did Claireus, but Darren persuaded me to stay and 'mingle', which i did for a bit. it was quite a laugh being surrounded by people you'd only met about an hour before
we went to another pub after 'The Cherry Tree', but i can't remember the name of it..i should probably mention at this point that i'm still a bit tipsy =] anyhoo, we got there, and after i'd had a southern comfort and lemonade (my new drink by the way) i decided to go home. i also accidentally spilt someone drink on them, which i felt so awful about, and they (Alex his name was) got kinda pissed off and kept demanding i buy him another drink, which i offered to do, but some of the girls told him he was being a dick and that i shouldn't have to so he said don't worry. i decided to go after this, although the others tried to convince me not to
this is where things got even more epic- i got tragically lost in the middle of Canters. i managed to convince myself and the others that i knew my way home, and that i could walk home easily, but had no bloody clue where i was going!!after about 20 minutes of walking i decided it would probably be sensible to call a taxi, so i did. he said he'd be 5 minutes, and when he hadn't turned up 15 minutes later i called him up again- he was in the wrong place. 10 minutes later, and one decidedly dodgy taxi drive home in which the driver asked me three times where he was taking me and then commented on how he'd like to holiday in Suffolk, i was home. =]
i'm gonna sleep maybe for a bit now- i am SO tired you have no idea
xXx
Wednesday 28 January 2009
Connie and Charlotte Tell It Like It Is
what fabbity fab night!!
i wont write for too long, for two reasons;
1)It's just gone 1:54 am and i am SLEEPY
AND
2)I'm a little bit tipsy =] just a little though, i promise =]
me, Connie and Charlotte had a brilliant night with Chris, Jimmy and Sophie, and went to Ruby Tuesdays, which was the same as it ALWAYS IS. i give up on that place, i swear!!the music is always the same, the people are- ooh, actually the people aren't the same!!i ran into Ben Parry tonight, this guy who i met last term and speak to over Facebook, and we were talking about how Mungo's on Friday's is like a tradition, and how it's so much better than ruby's. i like him, he's so happy ALL THE TIME and i've never heard him say a bad thing about anyone-he's quite possibly the human definition of the term 'optimistic'. plus he has the same last name as Bruce Parry, which obviously means he's too legit to quit. then i ran into Jamie, who was visiting for a few days after he left last term- he seems to be really happy now, which is fab. he did think me and Jim were going out though, which was a tad awkward, stupid boy :S
my lecture today was really good, although some said it was boring, but i liked it- she did it how i like my lectures, she laid out basic ideas and then came back to them in finer detail, which is all you want really. Greg and Sam did get told off though, which was very funny =]
Connie and Charlotte gave me some life lessons tonight, which i'm sure i'll cherish forever. as well as that Connie dished out some amazing quotes;
-"We're [Charlotte and her] Judgemental Bitches- we wouldn't be your friend unless you were pretty"
-"You gotta be in it to win it"
-"We're happy, chicken drunk"
-"I feel dizzy where i've eaten so much"
i shall particularly cherish the, er, 'advice' given to me on the way home!!!!seriously, it was so funny.i am now well and truly clued up on every single aspect of young adulthood =]
anyhoo, i'm gonna go try and sleep now. having said which i'll probably read for a bit first- i do love my readage =]
xXx
i wont write for too long, for two reasons;
1)It's just gone 1:54 am and i am SLEEPY
AND
2)I'm a little bit tipsy =] just a little though, i promise =]
me, Connie and Charlotte had a brilliant night with Chris, Jimmy and Sophie, and went to Ruby Tuesdays, which was the same as it ALWAYS IS. i give up on that place, i swear!!the music is always the same, the people are- ooh, actually the people aren't the same!!i ran into Ben Parry tonight, this guy who i met last term and speak to over Facebook, and we were talking about how Mungo's on Friday's is like a tradition, and how it's so much better than ruby's. i like him, he's so happy ALL THE TIME and i've never heard him say a bad thing about anyone-he's quite possibly the human definition of the term 'optimistic'. plus he has the same last name as Bruce Parry, which obviously means he's too legit to quit. then i ran into Jamie, who was visiting for a few days after he left last term- he seems to be really happy now, which is fab. he did think me and Jim were going out though, which was a tad awkward, stupid boy :S
my lecture today was really good, although some said it was boring, but i liked it- she did it how i like my lectures, she laid out basic ideas and then came back to them in finer detail, which is all you want really. Greg and Sam did get told off though, which was very funny =]
Connie and Charlotte gave me some life lessons tonight, which i'm sure i'll cherish forever. as well as that Connie dished out some amazing quotes;
-"We're [Charlotte and her] Judgemental Bitches- we wouldn't be your friend unless you were pretty"
-"You gotta be in it to win it"
-"We're happy, chicken drunk"
-"I feel dizzy where i've eaten so much"
i shall particularly cherish the, er, 'advice' given to me on the way home!!!!seriously, it was so funny.i am now well and truly clued up on every single aspect of young adulthood =]
anyhoo, i'm gonna go try and sleep now. having said which i'll probably read for a bit first- i do love my readage =]
xXx
Tuesday 27 January 2009
guilty as charged
ok, so this is not good.
i missed my 9am lecture because i didn't get to sleep until like 5:30 this morning, and slept through until 10:42am. gutted.
my throat feels like it's going to fall out, it hurts so bad. this is not fun. i'm gonna go to my afternoon one, but i'm probably going to end up collapsing from exhaustion at some point- i really REALLY need to get my sleep pattern back, i can't keep doing this :S
wouldn't be so bad if i didn't have so much to worry/think about. and i keep having this really randomly vivid and realistic dreams involving people from uni, based on scenarios at uni. that doesn't help, because then i wake up more confused than ever, lying there thinking "where the hell did that come from??"
(sigh)
xXx
i missed my 9am lecture because i didn't get to sleep until like 5:30 this morning, and slept through until 10:42am. gutted.
my throat feels like it's going to fall out, it hurts so bad. this is not fun. i'm gonna go to my afternoon one, but i'm probably going to end up collapsing from exhaustion at some point- i really REALLY need to get my sleep pattern back, i can't keep doing this :S
wouldn't be so bad if i didn't have so much to worry/think about. and i keep having this really randomly vivid and realistic dreams involving people from uni, based on scenarios at uni. that doesn't help, because then i wake up more confused than ever, lying there thinking "where the hell did that come from??"
(sigh)
xXx
And so began a age where blogging replaced sleeping
i can't sleep. and my 't' doesn't work very well- i have to keep punching it down.
Random Conversation;
(Keith comes in and sees my lamp turned on on the floor)
Keith:Aww!!You have a night-light!!
Me(sheepish):Yeah, i have a phobia of he dark so, you know
Keith:AWW!!!
Me:I tried to have it switched off las night and i lasted 15 minutes before i practically dived to the other side of the room and switched it on
Keith:I have a Jurassic Park one- you know the lumps of amber they had with the bug inside??I had one like that
Me(Stunned):They exist???!!!
Keith:Yeah!Punch that shit into Ebay man, i'm sure they're on there
Me(To Jas):Jas- my birthday is soon. Jurassic Park Night-light please
Jas:I'll try to remember
Me:Sweet.
Keith:It made everything amber!!
Me:That's so cool!!!
If someone out there reading this, and i dont care who you are, knows where they can get aforementioned Jurassic Park night-light, or if they have one they want to give me, SERIOUSLY. i want one. as much as i want a Woody Doll.
xXx
Random Conversation;
(Keith comes in and sees my lamp turned on on the floor)
Keith:Aww!!You have a night-light!!
Me(sheepish):Yeah, i have a phobia of he dark so, you know
Keith:AWW!!!
Me:I tried to have it switched off las night and i lasted 15 minutes before i practically dived to the other side of the room and switched it on
Keith:I have a Jurassic Park one- you know the lumps of amber they had with the bug inside??I had one like that
Me(Stunned):They exist???!!!
Keith:Yeah!Punch that shit into Ebay man, i'm sure they're on there
Me(To Jas):Jas- my birthday is soon. Jurassic Park Night-light please
Jas:I'll try to remember
Me:Sweet.
Keith:It made everything amber!!
Me:That's so cool!!!
If someone out there reading this, and i dont care who you are, knows where they can get aforementioned Jurassic Park night-light, or if they have one they want to give me, SERIOUSLY. i want one. as much as i want a Woody Doll.
xXx
Dan
(Jasmine comes home with her drunk friend Dan)
(Dan kisses my window)
Me:Do you want us to let you in?
Dan(through window):Fine then, Fuck you!!
Jas:What did they say?
Dan:We don't want to let you in!!
Me and Charlotte:NO! we said "do you want us to let you in!!
(Dan comes into my room)
Dan:I love you two, i actually love you
Me and Charlotte:Aw, that's nice, thank you
Dan:I do, i love you both
Me and Charlotte:Good
(Pause)
Dan:oh, alright then fuck you!!
(Storms off)
(20 minutes later)
(Dan comes in again)
Dan:ah, it's my two favourites!I love you both loads
Jas:I'm sorry!
Me and Charlotte:It's ok
Dan:i'm a spaz aren't i?i'm such a dick
(jas drags him away)
Dan:I love those two- what are their names again??
NICE.
I love drunken people.
say hi charlotte; erm hi??
nicely done.
xXx
(Dan kisses my window)
Me:Do you want us to let you in?
Dan(through window):Fine then, Fuck you!!
Jas:What did they say?
Dan:We don't want to let you in!!
Me and Charlotte:NO! we said "do you want us to let you in!!
(Dan comes into my room)
Dan:I love you two, i actually love you
Me and Charlotte:Aw, that's nice, thank you
Dan:I do, i love you both
Me and Charlotte:Good
(Pause)
Dan:oh, alright then fuck you!!
(Storms off)
(20 minutes later)
(Dan comes in again)
Dan:ah, it's my two favourites!I love you both loads
Jas:I'm sorry!
Me and Charlotte:It's ok
Dan:i'm a spaz aren't i?i'm such a dick
(jas drags him away)
Dan:I love those two- what are their names again??
NICE.
I love drunken people.
say hi charlotte; erm hi??
nicely done.
xXx
Sir Laughsalot
Oh my god what a ridiculously funny night!! we all went to Woody's, cos Charlotte was feeling a little down and didn't want to hang round the house (and by all i mean me, Charlotte and Connie) and it was brilliant. we were all just having such a good time, just chatting and laughing, and generally taking the piss out of each other!i think Connie summed it up earlier in the day when she said how she wished we could live together- but i told them they're not gonna get rid of me that easily (despite how much you might want to Charlotte!!)
Woody's is a proper good place to just go and chillax- i hope that we go there more often cos we just had such a good time, especially since all of us wanted to go out, but didn't want to make any effort- it was perfect =]
we came home at about 11 ish, and just sat in Charlotte's room watching 'High School Musical 2' ( DON'T SAY ANYTHING), and then we were all just mucking about taking photos, taking the mick and 'breaking' Charlotte's Laptop =]
ok, so i didn't break it, but Charlotte commented on something on Facebook which made me spaz and start trying to stop her typing and i hit a button that made her screen go all stupid. but, with no help from computer wizard Jimmy, an the brainstorming from Connie 'Bill Gates' Keen we got it fixed. although it was actually Charlotte who fixed it, after she slapped me every which way possible. i'm going to look like i got beaten up on the way home from Woody's, i swear, i'm aching all over. it doesn't help that i fell off a chair in the kitchen and did my knee in against the table, but ah well- more impressive bruises to go with the scar above my knee from Charlotte's 18th; classy =]
i should be getting to sleepio now. me and Jim were watching 'Transformers' but i'm too tired- i started falling asleep, which just shows how tired i am because i bloody love that film and could watch it all day. me and Jim were walking around singing the theme tune and it confused Charlotte cos she didn't know what we were talking about- then we argued who was the best Decepticon, Starscreen or Barricade; BARRICADE FTW.
my sleep pattern has been all out of wack recently, which serves me right for saying to my dad "i think i'm finally starting to sleep properly again!"- i should just not be allowed to talk. as soon as i say something it instantly changes...wait...Let's try something here;
"Matt Bellamy, David Tennant, Simon Pegg and Damien Lewis don't want to marry me"...
meh. i don't think it worked. ok ,how bout this;
"I'm not drinking banana milkshake" ...
That one worked =]
i met up with the potential housemates- they were all fab, and they messaged me later saying they really liked me and wanted me to go see the house on wednesday- Charlotte and Connie were both surprised- Connie because it had happened so quickly and Charlotte because they had liked me =] how wonderful of her. so that's two houses i'm seeing on wednesday and hopefully in the next few weeks i'll know whether or not fo shizzle i'm gonna be in a house =] HUZZAH!!
i'm gonna sleep i think now- i'm sleepyfied and meh =]
Just one last thing; my two best mates are Bill Gates and Charlotte the Blue Peter dog =]
xXx
Woody's is a proper good place to just go and chillax- i hope that we go there more often cos we just had such a good time, especially since all of us wanted to go out, but didn't want to make any effort- it was perfect =]
we came home at about 11 ish, and just sat in Charlotte's room watching 'High School Musical 2' ( DON'T SAY ANYTHING), and then we were all just mucking about taking photos, taking the mick and 'breaking' Charlotte's Laptop =]
ok, so i didn't break it, but Charlotte commented on something on Facebook which made me spaz and start trying to stop her typing and i hit a button that made her screen go all stupid. but, with no help from computer wizard Jimmy, an the brainstorming from Connie 'Bill Gates' Keen we got it fixed. although it was actually Charlotte who fixed it, after she slapped me every which way possible. i'm going to look like i got beaten up on the way home from Woody's, i swear, i'm aching all over. it doesn't help that i fell off a chair in the kitchen and did my knee in against the table, but ah well- more impressive bruises to go with the scar above my knee from Charlotte's 18th; classy =]
i should be getting to sleepio now. me and Jim were watching 'Transformers' but i'm too tired- i started falling asleep, which just shows how tired i am because i bloody love that film and could watch it all day. me and Jim were walking around singing the theme tune and it confused Charlotte cos she didn't know what we were talking about- then we argued who was the best Decepticon, Starscreen or Barricade; BARRICADE FTW.
my sleep pattern has been all out of wack recently, which serves me right for saying to my dad "i think i'm finally starting to sleep properly again!"- i should just not be allowed to talk. as soon as i say something it instantly changes...wait...Let's try something here;
"Matt Bellamy, David Tennant, Simon Pegg and Damien Lewis don't want to marry me"...
meh. i don't think it worked. ok ,how bout this;
"I'm not drinking banana milkshake" ...
That one worked =]
i met up with the potential housemates- they were all fab, and they messaged me later saying they really liked me and wanted me to go see the house on wednesday- Charlotte and Connie were both surprised- Connie because it had happened so quickly and Charlotte because they had liked me =] how wonderful of her. so that's two houses i'm seeing on wednesday and hopefully in the next few weeks i'll know whether or not fo shizzle i'm gonna be in a house =] HUZZAH!!
i'm gonna sleep i think now- i'm sleepyfied and meh =]
Just one last thing; my two best mates are Bill Gates and Charlotte the Blue Peter dog =]
xXx
Monday 26 January 2009
Back on the Interwebs
The Internet is back!yay!urgh, i cannot believe how much i missed it, the number of times this weekend i've been like "oh, i'll just see what's going on with- oh. i can't. bugger" and then just been like "NOOO!!"
I discovered it wasn't working at like the wort possible time EVER- the ladies decided to stay in Saturday night after the mess that was mungo's, and i had planned a brilliant evening of watching the new episode of ER, followed by some miscellaneous Internet activity (ie YouTube) followed by a browse over BBC i Player. but oh no- that didn't happen.
i was especially heart-broken because i'd been told ER was an awesome episode this week, and we were due some flash-back-age with old school ER. i was so annoyed. even more annoyingly Charlotte's Internet worked for a bit longer than mine- but then hers gave up too. i didn't laugh...not at all =]
last night reached breaking point- Charlotte was practically inconsolable and would not stop swearing and i watched 13 episodes of Sex and the City- wanna know why i switched it off?I GOT BORED. of SATC. that's how bad it was.
something good did happen though-i fell in love with reading all over again. i love it when that happens, when you rediscover just how fab something is- like when i watched 'Band of Brothers' again after about 6 months. but i fall in love with 'Band of Brothers' about every six months anyway, it's like a renewal system. but yeah, i picked up a Stephen King book and read or like 4 hours straight without even realising- FAB.
i finished Eclipse, eventually. brilliant book. seriously- i know everyone's like "ohmygodilovetwilightit'sthebestthingeverhowanyonenotloveit???" but it's true- i do love it, it is the best thing ever and how can anyone not love it???it's like Harry Potter before that got shite. or Harry Potter before i got over it... it's just good.well, not good, INCREDIBLE. i need to get my hands on a copy of 'Breaking Dawn', but it's still in hardback at the moment so i can't afford it!!!But i need to know what happens!!!!i need to know!!!!!!
i'm meeting a load of people today about housing and stuff, and on Wednesday i'm going to a really promising house viewing ,so i'm real excited about that. today's a day off but tomorrow is a kind of busy day, i don't really wanna go to my lectures but at least Greg's gonna be there =]
(sigh)
I've been doing that a lot recently. without realising. i was talking to Dan in town the other day and i sighed really heavily and he was like "oh, sorry if im boring you or making you fed up" i felt so bad!!i reassured him it wasn't him, and that i just had a lot of stuff on my mind. it sucks cos although there are people all around me willing to listen i just feel like everything i say these days sounds "meh" and it makes other people feel "meh", which i don't wanna do, so i make the effort not to talk about it- but it's taking it's toll. i think it might be time to take up another diary soon- it might stop all the ridiculous sighing =]
hopefully after the house thing has been sorted the sighing will stop =]
i went round Greg's the other day and wiped the floor with him and Burton at Guitar Hero- i played them a little, i have to admit, i was all "oh but i'm not that good, i've never really done it before properly" and they believed me, shame on them =] after saving Burton's Career game i came back all proud of myself, and Charlotte said that Greg was all "Amy is seriously the Guitar Hero" and that Burton said i was "safe", which is a good thing according to Charlotte. Nicely Done. If all fails i'll earn money playing Guitar Hero...oh if only it was that easy...
it feels good to blog again. i kept saying to Charlotte how much i missed it, i think she got fed up in the end. i know some people think it's pointless, but i don't write it for them, nor do i ask them to read it so what you gonna do? I've had quite a nice and chillaxed weekend, which is just what i needed!AND now it's only...4 weeks and 5 days until my birthday!! and i don't care if it's AGES away... shutup =]
i better go now- i've got to text some people and message some back. wish me luck with the house type gubbins =]
xXx
I discovered it wasn't working at like the wort possible time EVER- the ladies decided to stay in Saturday night after the mess that was mungo's, and i had planned a brilliant evening of watching the new episode of ER, followed by some miscellaneous Internet activity (ie YouTube) followed by a browse over BBC i Player. but oh no- that didn't happen.
i was especially heart-broken because i'd been told ER was an awesome episode this week, and we were due some flash-back-age with old school ER. i was so annoyed. even more annoyingly Charlotte's Internet worked for a bit longer than mine- but then hers gave up too. i didn't laugh...not at all =]
last night reached breaking point- Charlotte was practically inconsolable and would not stop swearing and i watched 13 episodes of Sex and the City- wanna know why i switched it off?I GOT BORED. of SATC. that's how bad it was.
something good did happen though-i fell in love with reading all over again. i love it when that happens, when you rediscover just how fab something is- like when i watched 'Band of Brothers' again after about 6 months. but i fall in love with 'Band of Brothers' about every six months anyway, it's like a renewal system. but yeah, i picked up a Stephen King book and read or like 4 hours straight without even realising- FAB.
i finished Eclipse, eventually. brilliant book. seriously- i know everyone's like "ohmygodilovetwilightit'sthebestthingeverhowanyonenotloveit???" but it's true- i do love it, it is the best thing ever and how can anyone not love it???it's like Harry Potter before that got shite. or Harry Potter before i got over it... it's just good.well, not good, INCREDIBLE. i need to get my hands on a copy of 'Breaking Dawn', but it's still in hardback at the moment so i can't afford it!!!But i need to know what happens!!!!i need to know!!!!!!
i'm meeting a load of people today about housing and stuff, and on Wednesday i'm going to a really promising house viewing ,so i'm real excited about that. today's a day off but tomorrow is a kind of busy day, i don't really wanna go to my lectures but at least Greg's gonna be there =]
(sigh)
I've been doing that a lot recently. without realising. i was talking to Dan in town the other day and i sighed really heavily and he was like "oh, sorry if im boring you or making you fed up" i felt so bad!!i reassured him it wasn't him, and that i just had a lot of stuff on my mind. it sucks cos although there are people all around me willing to listen i just feel like everything i say these days sounds "meh" and it makes other people feel "meh", which i don't wanna do, so i make the effort not to talk about it- but it's taking it's toll. i think it might be time to take up another diary soon- it might stop all the ridiculous sighing =]
hopefully after the house thing has been sorted the sighing will stop =]
i went round Greg's the other day and wiped the floor with him and Burton at Guitar Hero- i played them a little, i have to admit, i was all "oh but i'm not that good, i've never really done it before properly" and they believed me, shame on them =] after saving Burton's Career game i came back all proud of myself, and Charlotte said that Greg was all "Amy is seriously the Guitar Hero" and that Burton said i was "safe", which is a good thing according to Charlotte. Nicely Done. If all fails i'll earn money playing Guitar Hero...oh if only it was that easy...
it feels good to blog again. i kept saying to Charlotte how much i missed it, i think she got fed up in the end. i know some people think it's pointless, but i don't write it for them, nor do i ask them to read it so what you gonna do? I've had quite a nice and chillaxed weekend, which is just what i needed!AND now it's only...4 weeks and 5 days until my birthday!! and i don't care if it's AGES away... shutup =]
i better go now- i've got to text some people and message some back. wish me luck with the house type gubbins =]
xXx
Saturday 24 January 2009
messiest night yet =]
right now i'm sitting in Charlotte's room as she tries to make herself sick- nice.
I'm not hungover-AGAIN!!i swear it works- sandwich and tea!!! this is the third time i have gotten epically drunk and then not been hungover- score.
last night, it turns out, was a tad epic for everyone!!everyone had a story to tell from last night- whether it was random help from the Irish or getting with someone a tad unexpectedly, everyone surmised the night was good in a weird way- it was good but no one's really sure why =]
i have no clue what's going on tonight- we might be going to Woody's, we might be going out elsewhere, we might be staying in- Who knows?
one thing i do know is that my feet are RUINED. those shoes were a bitch, thank god i brought a spare pair otherwise Ricky would have ended up carrying me home!!seriously- they are gorgeous, but i actually questioned whether they were worth it last night after i got up this morning and stood up and shouted out in agony- i thought my feet were going to fall off. seriously. But i do love them- and they do look amazing...i think they were worth it =]
i think my plan is to clean up stuff, and then crawl back into bed. my room smells like boy though, which sucks cos it smelt like soap before. i'm either gonna read or watch a load of stuff- i've been up since 9:30am ishshs there or there abouts.. i've got to go into town later to get credit, worse luck =[
This pretty much sums up last night- Text conversation between Connie and Vicky, who ended up being sick A LOT;
Connie:Wher r u?
Vicky:I'm by the yes copse. By re. Won't cozy. Elf we. Hue .mt inn no hindr on. X
Brilliant
xXx
I'm not hungover-AGAIN!!i swear it works- sandwich and tea!!! this is the third time i have gotten epically drunk and then not been hungover- score.
last night, it turns out, was a tad epic for everyone!!everyone had a story to tell from last night- whether it was random help from the Irish or getting with someone a tad unexpectedly, everyone surmised the night was good in a weird way- it was good but no one's really sure why =]
i have no clue what's going on tonight- we might be going to Woody's, we might be going out elsewhere, we might be staying in- Who knows?
one thing i do know is that my feet are RUINED. those shoes were a bitch, thank god i brought a spare pair otherwise Ricky would have ended up carrying me home!!seriously- they are gorgeous, but i actually questioned whether they were worth it last night after i got up this morning and stood up and shouted out in agony- i thought my feet were going to fall off. seriously. But i do love them- and they do look amazing...i think they were worth it =]
i think my plan is to clean up stuff, and then crawl back into bed. my room smells like boy though, which sucks cos it smelt like soap before. i'm either gonna read or watch a load of stuff- i've been up since 9:30am ishshs there or there abouts.. i've got to go into town later to get credit, worse luck =[
This pretty much sums up last night- Text conversation between Connie and Vicky, who ended up being sick A LOT;
Connie:Wher r u?
Vicky:I'm by the yes copse. By re. Won't cozy. Elf we. Hue .mt inn no hindr on. X
Brilliant
xXx
MASSIVE MUNGO'S MUCHO FUN
Massive Magic Mungo's??
Nicely done =]
my hair smells of smoke now though, even though i didn't smoke cos i never would...
was it worth it?....
what do you think??
=]
hahahahah i'm drunked but this time it's fun!!!!!!!!!!Charlotte just slapped some guy she doesn't know!!!!!!!!!!
it sucked though cos i saw Hannah and Emma as soon as i got there, and they were all "see you, we'll meet you downstairs!" and i had to say that i was with my housemates instead of seeing them and they both just went "why?" and i had to make some shit up, which made me feel like such a bitch. then i saw i'd got a text off of justin saying something like "i hear you're coming to mungo's" and again i had to say like "sorry, but i'm hanging with the others tonight"
despite the fact i didn't get to see those lot it was an amazingly fun night- everyone jut had a laugh, which was cooooooolllllll
right- i've just made myself my famous hangover cure (cup of tea and cheese sandwich) and i'm watching 'Sex and the City'- cos i don't have to get up early tomorrow =]
xXx
Nicely done =]
my hair smells of smoke now though, even though i didn't smoke cos i never would...
was it worth it?....
what do you think??
=]
hahahahah i'm drunked but this time it's fun!!!!!!!!!!Charlotte just slapped some guy she doesn't know!!!!!!!!!!
it sucked though cos i saw Hannah and Emma as soon as i got there, and they were all "see you, we'll meet you downstairs!" and i had to say that i was with my housemates instead of seeing them and they both just went "why?" and i had to make some shit up, which made me feel like such a bitch. then i saw i'd got a text off of justin saying something like "i hear you're coming to mungo's" and again i had to say like "sorry, but i'm hanging with the others tonight"
despite the fact i didn't get to see those lot it was an amazingly fun night- everyone jut had a laugh, which was cooooooolllllll
right- i've just made myself my famous hangover cure (cup of tea and cheese sandwich) and i'm watching 'Sex and the City'- cos i don't have to get up early tomorrow =]
xXx
Friday 23 January 2009
Trust Fozz
Bethany informs me this is what Fozz had to say on the inauguration of Barack Obama;
"Who would have thought history in the making could be so boring?"
I did laugh
xXx
"Who would have thought history in the making could be so boring?"
I did laugh
xXx
1, 2, 3 , 4 Let me here ya scream if you want some more like I GOT A FIRST!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!
i got 70% in my poetry essay. 70% BABY!!!!!!that, my friend, is a first. A 1ST!!!!and i got 67% for my portfolio, which i am just SO CHUFFED about!!!
=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
On top of that my Narrative Theory Seminar leader just happens to be awesome, he's so good, i absolutely LOVED the seminar, it was fab. We have to watch films and stuff for this term- Toy Story, The Matrix, Clueless, Cruel Intentions- nicely done. and later on we have to read an extract from Stephen King's 'On Writing' which is brilliant, cos i already know it; It pays to be a King fan-girl somedays =]
heheheheh- I'M CLEVERRRRRR.
Ace.
tonight is a Mungo's MASSIVVVEEEEEE, which is ridiculously cool- i have no idea what i'm wearing yet though, but i'll figure it out =] multicoloured floaty dress with black Cardy and purple heels OR grey long top with black cardy, floaty skirt and black heels??
WEEEE SHHAAAALL SEEEEE
and tomorrow's gonna be just as rad- i'm going round greg's for some mucho playage of the new guitar hero- could it be more nicely done if it tried??
GET IN.
xXx
i got 70% in my poetry essay. 70% BABY!!!!!!that, my friend, is a first. A 1ST!!!!and i got 67% for my portfolio, which i am just SO CHUFFED about!!!
=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
On top of that my Narrative Theory Seminar leader just happens to be awesome, he's so good, i absolutely LOVED the seminar, it was fab. We have to watch films and stuff for this term- Toy Story, The Matrix, Clueless, Cruel Intentions- nicely done. and later on we have to read an extract from Stephen King's 'On Writing' which is brilliant, cos i already know it; It pays to be a King fan-girl somedays =]
heheheheh- I'M CLEVERRRRRR.
Ace.
tonight is a Mungo's MASSIVVVEEEEEE, which is ridiculously cool- i have no idea what i'm wearing yet though, but i'll figure it out =] multicoloured floaty dress with black Cardy and purple heels OR grey long top with black cardy, floaty skirt and black heels??
WEEEE SHHAAAALL SEEEEE
and tomorrow's gonna be just as rad- i'm going round greg's for some mucho playage of the new guitar hero- could it be more nicely done if it tried??
GET IN.
xXx
I think it might be raining outside, but i'm not too sure...
i have NEVER been more wet in my life. EVER. my jacket got so soaked that the purple dye in it ran through onto my t-shirt and my skin!!i walked halfway into town and back for a house viewing, and didn't have enough money for the bus, and my umbrella was broken, so i had no other choice.
it was NOT fun.
i got splashed by cars and vans on 5 occasions- twice they swerved into a puddle to splash me and then honked. i swore so badly i even stunned myself
by the time i got home my trousers were wet through- i could squeeze water out of my pocket, my boots were ruined, my hair was a disgrace and my fave bugs bunny top is now purple in random areas; even my underwear was soaked!! seriously!!!there was not one part of me that was not wet. thank god i didn't run into anyone i know, that's fo shizzle.
but i'm ok now- i had the most incredible shower that lasted about half an hour, and i'm now all toasty and dry in my room, about to watch sex and the city. or maybe Peep Show on 4OD...hmmm.....
whatever i do i shall be having a cup of tea at the same time =]
xXx
it was NOT fun.
i got splashed by cars and vans on 5 occasions- twice they swerved into a puddle to splash me and then honked. i swore so badly i even stunned myself
by the time i got home my trousers were wet through- i could squeeze water out of my pocket, my boots were ruined, my hair was a disgrace and my fave bugs bunny top is now purple in random areas; even my underwear was soaked!! seriously!!!there was not one part of me that was not wet. thank god i didn't run into anyone i know, that's fo shizzle.
but i'm ok now- i had the most incredible shower that lasted about half an hour, and i'm now all toasty and dry in my room, about to watch sex and the city. or maybe Peep Show on 4OD...hmmm.....
whatever i do i shall be having a cup of tea at the same time =]
xXx
Thursday 22 January 2009
Are you kidding me, Montefiore?
(I knock on her door and go in)
Me:Hey!
(Montefiore looks confused)
Mon:Yes?
Me:It's me-Amy!
Mon:Who are you, sorry?
(I stare at her, stunned)
Me:Er, Amy George?
(Montefiore shakes her head and shrugs as if to suggest she has no idea who i am)
Me(Trying really REALLY hard not to laugh):Erm... i was in your seminar group for poetry last term, remember?
Mon:No, sorry. What is it you want?
Me(completely staggered):...Er...i got an email saying to come pick up my essay from here?
Mon:oh yes ,well, it depends on what course you do, but i should think you need to get that from the School Of English Office down the hall, most of the essays come back from there
Me(just looking at her for a second, dumbfounded):Uh-huh
Mon:Is that all
Me:...Yep...Thanks for your help
Mon:Not at all, goodbye!
She never fails to deliver.
xXx
Me:Hey!
(Montefiore looks confused)
Mon:Yes?
Me:It's me-Amy!
Mon:Who are you, sorry?
(I stare at her, stunned)
Me:Er, Amy George?
(Montefiore shakes her head and shrugs as if to suggest she has no idea who i am)
Me(Trying really REALLY hard not to laugh):Erm... i was in your seminar group for poetry last term, remember?
Mon:No, sorry. What is it you want?
Me(completely staggered):...Er...i got an email saying to come pick up my essay from here?
Mon:oh yes ,well, it depends on what course you do, but i should think you need to get that from the School Of English Office down the hall, most of the essays come back from there
Me(just looking at her for a second, dumbfounded):Uh-huh
Mon:Is that all
Me:...Yep...Thanks for your help
Mon:Not at all, goodbye!
She never fails to deliver.
xXx
Good times =]
Last night was pretty legit- i hung out with Claire and Jimmy for ages, although we shouldn't have been distracting Claire from her essay, but she finished it so who cares? =]
Me and Jim then watched 'Doctor Who', we were gonna watch Dumb and Dumber but my Laptop doesn't play Region 1 DVDs, worst luck, so we had to stick with 'The Who'- what a shame =]
This morning i felt a bit meh, but then Connie came over and we were chatting for AGES. she came with me to the accommodation fair, and we had such a laugh on the way there and back, she is such a legend. The fair people gave me this forum i could go on to see other people who were looking for houses and people to live with shizzle, which was too legit to quit =]
Got back, discovered the back door was locked and because i still didn't have my house key cos i lost it we were locked out in the rain =[ Charlotte let us in though =]
Went on the forum, and stuff started happening!i'm hoping most stuff will be sorted by the end of next week =]
then i got an email telling me that my Romanticism Seminar was cancelled this afternoon!!!i was super chuffed for two reasons; 1)i'm so tired and really didn't want to go and 2)i didn't have to read 'Sense and Sensibility' for a bit
The book is really good but it's a bit to close for comfort at the mo; Last night I read the part where Willoughby reveals that he never felt anything other than friendship for Marianne, despite how he behaved, and that he is in fact involved with another woman. I kinda had to stop reading then for a bit :S
AND THEN THE MOST FAB THING EVER HAPPENED.
i went to Parkwood Reception to go ask about how to get a new front door key, because i had lost mine. The woman behind the counter said that i had to fill out this form and then wait 10 days to see if anyone handed it in before paying £35 for a new one. i said that i was certain the key was lost as i had lost it at a club on Monday night, and could i skip past the waiting 10 days?Then this happened;
Woman:Right,so where do you live?
Me:08 Marley
W:and is it both keys?
Me:nope, just the one- i've still got my room key
W:wait- Marley Court No.8, Right?
Me:yeah...why?
(she goes to desk and picks up a brown envelope)
W(smiling):you just saved yourself £35
SOMEONE HAD HANDED IT IN.
i just stood there and went "Huh?!How is that possible??i dropped it at the works!OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!!!"
She said some woman had handed it in earlier that morning!!!!!thank you random lady, wherever you may be!!!!!!!
so all in all, a brilliant day =]
nicely done
xXx
Me and Jim then watched 'Doctor Who', we were gonna watch Dumb and Dumber but my Laptop doesn't play Region 1 DVDs, worst luck, so we had to stick with 'The Who'- what a shame =]
This morning i felt a bit meh, but then Connie came over and we were chatting for AGES. she came with me to the accommodation fair, and we had such a laugh on the way there and back, she is such a legend. The fair people gave me this forum i could go on to see other people who were looking for houses and people to live with shizzle, which was too legit to quit =]
Got back, discovered the back door was locked and because i still didn't have my house key cos i lost it we were locked out in the rain =[ Charlotte let us in though =]
Went on the forum, and stuff started happening!i'm hoping most stuff will be sorted by the end of next week =]
then i got an email telling me that my Romanticism Seminar was cancelled this afternoon!!!i was super chuffed for two reasons; 1)i'm so tired and really didn't want to go and 2)i didn't have to read 'Sense and Sensibility' for a bit
The book is really good but it's a bit to close for comfort at the mo; Last night I read the part where Willoughby reveals that he never felt anything other than friendship for Marianne, despite how he behaved, and that he is in fact involved with another woman. I kinda had to stop reading then for a bit :S
AND THEN THE MOST FAB THING EVER HAPPENED.
i went to Parkwood Reception to go ask about how to get a new front door key, because i had lost mine. The woman behind the counter said that i had to fill out this form and then wait 10 days to see if anyone handed it in before paying £35 for a new one. i said that i was certain the key was lost as i had lost it at a club on Monday night, and could i skip past the waiting 10 days?Then this happened;
Woman:Right,so where do you live?
Me:08 Marley
W:and is it both keys?
Me:nope, just the one- i've still got my room key
W:wait- Marley Court No.8, Right?
Me:yeah...why?
(she goes to desk and picks up a brown envelope)
W(smiling):you just saved yourself £35
SOMEONE HAD HANDED IT IN.
i just stood there and went "Huh?!How is that possible??i dropped it at the works!OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!!!"
She said some woman had handed it in earlier that morning!!!!!thank you random lady, wherever you may be!!!!!!!
so all in all, a brilliant day =]
nicely done
xXx
oversleeping is a beatch
NOOOOOO!!!!!!1
i was supposed to be up by 9!!
Buggerit.
(sigh)
i had some bloody weird dreams last night- i kept waking up after they finished. i can't remember all the details but i know they were proper mucked up
right- i need to get out of bed. away to the accommodation fair with me- LET'S GO FIND SOMEWHERE TO LIVE, otherwise i'm gonna have nowhere to oversleep anyway.
xXx
i was supposed to be up by 9!!
Buggerit.
(sigh)
i had some bloody weird dreams last night- i kept waking up after they finished. i can't remember all the details but i know they were proper mucked up
right- i need to get out of bed. away to the accommodation fair with me- LET'S GO FIND SOMEWHERE TO LIVE, otherwise i'm gonna have nowhere to oversleep anyway.
xXx
Wednesday 21 January 2009
The Epic Adventures of Amy George-Chapter One; A Bearded David Bowie and the pink Narnia that is Tanglewood...
Today will most definitely be classed as a member of the 1,2 heavy hardcore crew, that's fo' shizzle. After waking up, minus the soul-destroying hangover i had anticipated, i sat in bed and looked around my room in a half-drunken daze before curling up in my quilt and going back to sleep again =]
When i actually did wake up i started trying to go through all of the events of the last night in my head, and remembered everything; instantly i regretted playing the 'Trapped in the Closet' drinking game- most definitely the worst decision i have ever made; i cannot remember ever getting so drunk so quickly. Stupid Twan.
I phoned Pandy, and they put me on speakerphone so Eli called talk to his 'Auntie A', and i started crying when i heard him. my dad took me off speakerphone, and quickly realised that i wasn't just crying over Eli, so i spent about 40 minutes on the phone to the both of them, telling them almost everything that had gone down, and why i was upset. My dad went all soppy and caring whilst my ma told me off for moping; molly-coddling+tough love=stoppage of crying. Nicely done, olds.
Most of my day has been spent outside-
I took some DVDs back to Alex's, and was in the process of making a cup of tea back home when i got a text off of Hannah saying unfortunately she couldn't help me out on the house front next year; cue me crying into my cup of tea, but still appreciating every sip. this was like the fourth text i've gotten pronouncing me homeless- if it was anyone else they'd develop a complex. it'd be like "your phone just went off, aren't you gonna look at it?" and then they'd go "NO!!I DON'T WANT TO BE HOMELESS!". seriously- that's exactly how it'd be =]
I figured i better fix this quick sharp. i was wandering around campus for AGES trying to find the accommodation office, which is as hidden as the second coming of Narnia by the way, and my confusion wasn't helped by the beardy man in Parkwood Reception;
Me:where's the accommodation office?
Beardy Bloke:Ermm...hmmmm...well, i don't know how best to say it... erm...you know the road that goes through the campus?
Me:(Blank expression)Er...
BB:The big one?
Me:There are several...
BB:The one near Keynes?
Me:yep
BB:Go down there, turn right, left, right by Keynes, follow that road, then go like this (makes confusing gesture) down that path and there's Tanglewood.
Me:(very dazed) Ok, right, what's that?
BB:Tanglewood.
Me:yeah, what is Tanglewood?
BB:The place you asked about
Me:I asked about the accommodation office
BB:Tanglewood
Me:(annoyed that he was just saying the same word over and over again)Right, so follow the big road through campus-
BB:and you'll find Tanglewood
I felt like i was in the Labyrinth. Like this beardy bloke was some fake David Bowie, if Bowie had let himself go, grown facial fuzzery and with less frilly shirts, who was trying to stop me from finding the baby brother i hated, in order to stop me saving said brother's life. except i was looking for the accommodation office so that i don't have to sleep in Canterbury Town centre next year with a dog called Fegan and become well know around the area- like the sock hand puppet guy in Norwich who everyone loves.
I don't know about anyone else, but i had no idea that the actual accommodation office is located in a pink building called 'Tanglewood'- what i realised when i found it is that the building is about 5 minutes away from my house, and had i walked a different way onto campus i would've found it within minutes of leaving. The place itself is like the bloody TARDIS- it looks like the size of a caravan outside, but you go in and there was this huge office space and loads of doors that led to rooms, which confused me cos as soon as you went back outside it looked like the doors had no where to go- so what were they there for?an unnecessary use of doors if you ask me
i was so tired by this point i was barely able to think straight in my head- i just went in and said "i'd like a house please" before i heard myself and quickly explained what was going on. the lady was well nice, and told me about this fair that's going on tomorrow where she said they'd be loads of people who were in the same boat as me. i just caught myself from saying out loud "but i don't want a boat i want a house" when she had to answer a phone. i stumbled out from the office, phoned Pandy, and then went back home where i fell onto my bed and practically passed out from exhaustion, not even in my quilt just acroos my bed, with my shoes on and everything
about 30 minutes later Calvin Harris woke me up (not literally- my phone) and it was ma and pa checking on me. i looked around my room and saw that i had a HUGE pile of laundry to do, and that my room was a state. in all fairness, although the laundry is now done my room looks awful still. i have 3 bottles of full magners on my table, which i suspect i bought, but can't remember...
it was then that i saw 'Sense and Sensibility' on the floor next to my bed, open at the page i had left it, and realised my seminar was tomorrow and i hadn't finished. Crap.
and that's that for now. i'm so tired now i am writing this practically asleep- i am sleep-writing. i'm gonna go read now cos otherwise i'm gonna get my butt kicked by Bainbridge tomorrow, and no one wants that
xXx
When i actually did wake up i started trying to go through all of the events of the last night in my head, and remembered everything; instantly i regretted playing the 'Trapped in the Closet' drinking game- most definitely the worst decision i have ever made; i cannot remember ever getting so drunk so quickly. Stupid Twan.
I phoned Pandy, and they put me on speakerphone so Eli called talk to his 'Auntie A', and i started crying when i heard him. my dad took me off speakerphone, and quickly realised that i wasn't just crying over Eli, so i spent about 40 minutes on the phone to the both of them, telling them almost everything that had gone down, and why i was upset. My dad went all soppy and caring whilst my ma told me off for moping; molly-coddling+tough love=stoppage of crying. Nicely done, olds.
Most of my day has been spent outside-
I took some DVDs back to Alex's, and was in the process of making a cup of tea back home when i got a text off of Hannah saying unfortunately she couldn't help me out on the house front next year; cue me crying into my cup of tea, but still appreciating every sip. this was like the fourth text i've gotten pronouncing me homeless- if it was anyone else they'd develop a complex. it'd be like "your phone just went off, aren't you gonna look at it?" and then they'd go "NO!!I DON'T WANT TO BE HOMELESS!". seriously- that's exactly how it'd be =]
I figured i better fix this quick sharp. i was wandering around campus for AGES trying to find the accommodation office, which is as hidden as the second coming of Narnia by the way, and my confusion wasn't helped by the beardy man in Parkwood Reception;
Me:where's the accommodation office?
Beardy Bloke:Ermm...hmmmm...well, i don't know how best to say it... erm...you know the road that goes through the campus?
Me:(Blank expression)Er...
BB:The big one?
Me:There are several...
BB:The one near Keynes?
Me:yep
BB:Go down there, turn right, left, right by Keynes, follow that road, then go like this (makes confusing gesture) down that path and there's Tanglewood.
Me:(very dazed) Ok, right, what's that?
BB:Tanglewood.
Me:yeah, what is Tanglewood?
BB:The place you asked about
Me:I asked about the accommodation office
BB:Tanglewood
Me:(annoyed that he was just saying the same word over and over again)Right, so follow the big road through campus-
BB:and you'll find Tanglewood
I felt like i was in the Labyrinth. Like this beardy bloke was some fake David Bowie, if Bowie had let himself go, grown facial fuzzery and with less frilly shirts, who was trying to stop me from finding the baby brother i hated, in order to stop me saving said brother's life. except i was looking for the accommodation office so that i don't have to sleep in Canterbury Town centre next year with a dog called Fegan and become well know around the area- like the sock hand puppet guy in Norwich who everyone loves.
I don't know about anyone else, but i had no idea that the actual accommodation office is located in a pink building called 'Tanglewood'- what i realised when i found it is that the building is about 5 minutes away from my house, and had i walked a different way onto campus i would've found it within minutes of leaving. The place itself is like the bloody TARDIS- it looks like the size of a caravan outside, but you go in and there was this huge office space and loads of doors that led to rooms, which confused me cos as soon as you went back outside it looked like the doors had no where to go- so what were they there for?an unnecessary use of doors if you ask me
i was so tired by this point i was barely able to think straight in my head- i just went in and said "i'd like a house please" before i heard myself and quickly explained what was going on. the lady was well nice, and told me about this fair that's going on tomorrow where she said they'd be loads of people who were in the same boat as me. i just caught myself from saying out loud "but i don't want a boat i want a house" when she had to answer a phone. i stumbled out from the office, phoned Pandy, and then went back home where i fell onto my bed and practically passed out from exhaustion, not even in my quilt just acroos my bed, with my shoes on and everything
about 30 minutes later Calvin Harris woke me up (not literally- my phone) and it was ma and pa checking on me. i looked around my room and saw that i had a HUGE pile of laundry to do, and that my room was a state. in all fairness, although the laundry is now done my room looks awful still. i have 3 bottles of full magners on my table, which i suspect i bought, but can't remember...
it was then that i saw 'Sense and Sensibility' on the floor next to my bed, open at the page i had left it, and realised my seminar was tomorrow and i hadn't finished. Crap.
and that's that for now. i'm so tired now i am writing this practically asleep- i am sleep-writing. i'm gonna go read now cos otherwise i'm gonna get my butt kicked by Bainbridge tomorrow, and no one wants that
xXx
When did i even write that???
that 'Today' blog is a load of Boo-Hockey. i can't even remember writing it
xXx
xXx
Holy drunken idiot, Batman
Oh dear.
Well, i was on fine form last night;
copious amounts of alcohol+not enough sleep in the last 2 days= a very stupid and overtly emotional Amy George.
I'm a bit embarrassed, and when i say a bit a mean incredibly and when i say embarrassed i mean i want to crawl into a hole somewhere and be like "Erm...world?yeah, i'm gonna be in here for a while, so try and forget everything that happened last night whilst i am, please?"
So here's the inventory of last night's actions...ish;
-i got VERY drunk
-i fell asleep in the kitchen
-i was really angry for some unknown reason
-i had a go at someone a bit unnecessarily, although i'm glad we spoke
-i did something bad that i will never say. it was so stupid. urgh.
-i cried (i was so tired by this point.like, i am the literal definition of tired and emotional, cos if i get tired i cry really easily)
-i went to bed at like 1:15am
-i woke up toasty in my room, still somewhat drunk and feeling very ashamed/sorry for myself
when my hangover hits me later today it is going to be the Mother of all hangover. if i still feel this tiddly now then i am severely scuppered.
i think the worst bit of it is that i had a go at everyone when they were trying to pick me up, but they were only trying to help- i was just so embarrassed that it even happened i think it was like a knee-jerk reaction. i need to say sorry to everyone though, although it's gonna be so embarrassing seeing them again. i think the key word here is 'embarrassed'. yep. and 'ashamed'.
i should imagine i'll get drunk again at some point but believe me when i say i am never going to do that to my friends ever again.
does the term Douche-Bag ring any bells?yep- it does.
Sorry everyone =]
xXx
Well, i was on fine form last night;
copious amounts of alcohol+not enough sleep in the last 2 days= a very stupid and overtly emotional Amy George.
I'm a bit embarrassed, and when i say a bit a mean incredibly and when i say embarrassed i mean i want to crawl into a hole somewhere and be like "Erm...world?yeah, i'm gonna be in here for a while, so try and forget everything that happened last night whilst i am, please?"
So here's the inventory of last night's actions...ish;
-i got VERY drunk
-i fell asleep in the kitchen
-i was really angry for some unknown reason
-i had a go at someone a bit unnecessarily, although i'm glad we spoke
-i did something bad that i will never say. it was so stupid. urgh.
-i cried (i was so tired by this point.like, i am the literal definition of tired and emotional, cos if i get tired i cry really easily)
-i went to bed at like 1:15am
-i woke up toasty in my room, still somewhat drunk and feeling very ashamed/sorry for myself
when my hangover hits me later today it is going to be the Mother of all hangover. if i still feel this tiddly now then i am severely scuppered.
i think the worst bit of it is that i had a go at everyone when they were trying to pick me up, but they were only trying to help- i was just so embarrassed that it even happened i think it was like a knee-jerk reaction. i need to say sorry to everyone though, although it's gonna be so embarrassing seeing them again. i think the key word here is 'embarrassed'. yep. and 'ashamed'.
i should imagine i'll get drunk again at some point but believe me when i say i am never going to do that to my friends ever again.
does the term Douche-Bag ring any bells?yep- it does.
Sorry everyone =]
xXx
today
today revealed a lot about myself that i would otherwise not know.mostly that however self-indulgent i feel i am being, most of the time the decisions i make are based upon the feelings of others and how i expect them to feel- i only ever indulge in my own feelings if i consider them a risk to something seen as special by me, and to try and seek some resolution so as to get over myself and consider the other. some say this means 'push-over'. i really couldn't care less. as long as the person involved is happy. that's all that matters to me. and it always will be. not necessarily a specific person's happiness, but the happiness of theirs and people i care about in general =]
xXx
xXx
well, i spose, at least i said it
i told someone tonight something. they were really good about it, and amazing, but to be honest whatever they said i couldn't feel smaller if i tried.
that's all. i don't really know what else to say. i think I've said all i need to say tonight.
xXx
that's all. i don't really know what else to say. i think I've said all i need to say tonight.
xXx
Tuesday 20 January 2009
Charlotte...Why?
i don't even know how to begin explaining the epic-ness that was our impromptu house partaee last night. i feel like i should stagger it- put down the basic information, the summary if you will, and then go on to further explain these stages so as to gain some idea as to how i ended up sitting in Charlotte's room with a torch at 3am listening to her tell me how she "Can't close her eyes, because if she does she'll be sick".
Here are the stages, or 'Chapters' in last night's tale;
1)Operation Going To The Works begins...
2)Money issues, and unexpected gropage courtesy of a randomer called Daryl
3)I Lost my House key
4)Alex, Ted, Justin and Mark don't get in and we all go home where i get shouted at by Claire and Zoe
5)PARTY!PARTY!!PARTY!
6)Charlotte-geddon
OK, here goes;
1) As soon as we got back the girls started ranting about something going on at the 'Works' on Monday- i knew i had lectures Tuesday, so i said nowt about going. then Sunday night was absolute tosh, and Connie and Charlotte convinced me i deserved a night out so i said I'd go =]
Getting ready was major- there were like 15, 000 people in our house, and everyone was really drunk, which was funny- i was a bit slow on the drinkage to start with but i caught up =]
3 Taxi's, 1 finished bottle of Malibu and hasty removal of keys from key ring so they could fit in my purse later and we were there- AND IT WAS COLD...
2)Having been assured by everyone that the club was free before 10pm, and knowing that i didn't really want to spend much money i stuck with the £10 i had in my purse- we get to the door (eventually, after losing a leg and both arms to frostbite) and discover that it actually costs a £5 to get in- this means that i have £5 to last me until the end of the night. not happy.
By this point i should probably mention that none of us were particularly 'gone'. Alex was a bit more than us, only cos she hadn't drunk for ages. but none of us- ESPECIALLY Charlotte- were drunkard. Yet....
Enter Daryl, a bloke who took quite a shine to both me and Charlotte, or should i say one particular thing about me and Charlotte, which was demonstrated by his arms repeatedly going around our side and touching our boobs. Classy Daryl- Classy. The best bit was, about an hour later we saw him furiously making out with another girl- me and Charlotte were heart broken, as you can imagine, so we drunk more to ail our sorrows. particularly Charlotte. Charlotte drunk enough to ail the sorrows of the entire club. all three floors of it.
3)Yeah, this one sucks majorly. i took my keys off of my key ring cos i was only taking my purse and they wouldn't fit in, but i put them in with my phone, which i kept taking out cos i was texting people and my house key fell out in the club. i was so relieved that i had at least my room key, but Zoe started to help me look for it- she was ever so good but then this happened
Amy:I can't believe i lost my key, i'm such a tard features oh my god, my parents are going to kill me
Zoe:Ok, it's alright, let's go check in the girl's loo
Amy:Do you think it'll be in there?
Zoe:it's worth a try- don't worry i'll help you
(we walk to the loo, and then suddenly Zoe sees Sam)
Zoe:SAM!!(she starts having a conversation with him)
Amy:Er, Zo?my key?
Zoe:Yeah- off you go, i'll catch up
NICE.
Needless to say i didn't find my key- but i did get an offer from Alex to sleep on his kitchen table, so swings and roundabouts really.
4)I had been texting back and forth with the lads cos they were all coming down- but they decided REALLY late to come, and ended up not being allowed in the club, which was SERIOUSLY packed by this point. By 12 i had run out of money, Zoe and Laura were pissed off at how packed it was, Charlotte was GONE and Connie was exhausted from chasing Charlotte around, so me, Claire, Zoe, Laura, Connie, Charlotte, Alex and Rachel all came home. In the Taxi, and when we got home, i got an earful from Claire and Zoe as they went all "Ho's before Bro's" on my arse;
Zoe:Let's party!
Claire:YEAH!!!
Amy:ok, but i'm going to Alex's
Claire and Zoe:NO!!!YOU CAN'T!!
Amy:Why not?!
Zoe:You see him ALL THE TIME
Claire:yeah, what about us?YOU'RE NOT GOING!
Amy:well, how about i go for a bit and then come back?
Claire:YEAH!!GO AND THEN BRING THEM BACK!!
5)So i did =] and this eventually turned into a mini house party
6)And then Charlotte got home.
She was FINE form last night. by the time she got home she was far gone she tripped over whilst standing still and trying to open her door- it was FAB. i'm not entirely sure if i should skip some of the events of last night, to save the very, very little amount of dignity she had left by the end, but that was pretty much gone too when she started to throw up in a bucket in her room. I won't go into all the details, but here is basically what happened;
-Charlotte kept running into my room where i was sitting with Ted, Justin, Mark and Alex and randomly screaming "AMY- I HEART YOU!!!!!" and then throwing herself on me and pushing me back onto my bed before rolling around whilst i desperately tried to cover up her arse with my jacket, to no avail. This happened about 5 times over in about an hour, sometimes she would chuck the word "FUCKIN'" in for good measure, but mostly it was clean- believe me it was the only things that was.
-Charlotte and Ted got on well, but only in a friendly way, not as i had expected- believe me, Cilla Black i am not- but they were mates, which was good enough. it meant a lot that my housemates and my mates get on, and everyone got on with everyeone which was fab. i think more than anything everyone, especially Charlotte, understood how important it was that my mates and housemates got on and i really appreciated the effort from both side of the party. Cheers everyone
-But then, Charlotte began to accuse Alex of being Gay because he was wearing a pink shirt. Seriously. Alex-who has a girlfriend- suddenly became a gay man in Charlotte's eyes and she would hear nothing else- she also kept grabbing hold of his face and shaking saying various things like "i'll like you if you're nice to Amy- don't be a bastard, OK?" over and over again. her and the german girl Anna then surmised that Alex was the new 'Richard', because both he and Richard have red hair, and, as Charlotte had now decided, they were both gay- i was mortified.
-The lads left and so did everyone else eventually. i then sat with Charlotte til 3 in the morning making sure she wasn't sick everywhere, clearing up after her and generally taking care of her. i had to sit in her room as she complained that if she closed her eyes she would be sick, even though as she was saying it her eyes were in fact closed and, for the first time in a long time, she wasn't throwing up. soon enough she mumbled herself off to sleep and i went to bed- finally.
I slept, very deeply, for 4 hours and then went to both my Romanticism and Narrative Theory Lectures.
I am now VERY tired and going to sleep, because i'm going out again tonight- nice.
"this is how we do it"
xXx
Here are the stages, or 'Chapters' in last night's tale;
1)Operation Going To The Works begins...
2)Money issues, and unexpected gropage courtesy of a randomer called Daryl
3)I Lost my House key
4)Alex, Ted, Justin and Mark don't get in and we all go home where i get shouted at by Claire and Zoe
5)PARTY!PARTY!!PARTY!
6)Charlotte-geddon
OK, here goes;
1) As soon as we got back the girls started ranting about something going on at the 'Works' on Monday- i knew i had lectures Tuesday, so i said nowt about going. then Sunday night was absolute tosh, and Connie and Charlotte convinced me i deserved a night out so i said I'd go =]
Getting ready was major- there were like 15, 000 people in our house, and everyone was really drunk, which was funny- i was a bit slow on the drinkage to start with but i caught up =]
3 Taxi's, 1 finished bottle of Malibu and hasty removal of keys from key ring so they could fit in my purse later and we were there- AND IT WAS COLD...
2)Having been assured by everyone that the club was free before 10pm, and knowing that i didn't really want to spend much money i stuck with the £10 i had in my purse- we get to the door (eventually, after losing a leg and both arms to frostbite) and discover that it actually costs a £5 to get in- this means that i have £5 to last me until the end of the night. not happy.
By this point i should probably mention that none of us were particularly 'gone'. Alex was a bit more than us, only cos she hadn't drunk for ages. but none of us- ESPECIALLY Charlotte- were drunkard. Yet....
Enter Daryl, a bloke who took quite a shine to both me and Charlotte, or should i say one particular thing about me and Charlotte, which was demonstrated by his arms repeatedly going around our side and touching our boobs. Classy Daryl- Classy. The best bit was, about an hour later we saw him furiously making out with another girl- me and Charlotte were heart broken, as you can imagine, so we drunk more to ail our sorrows. particularly Charlotte. Charlotte drunk enough to ail the sorrows of the entire club. all three floors of it.
3)Yeah, this one sucks majorly. i took my keys off of my key ring cos i was only taking my purse and they wouldn't fit in, but i put them in with my phone, which i kept taking out cos i was texting people and my house key fell out in the club. i was so relieved that i had at least my room key, but Zoe started to help me look for it- she was ever so good but then this happened
Amy:I can't believe i lost my key, i'm such a tard features oh my god, my parents are going to kill me
Zoe:Ok, it's alright, let's go check in the girl's loo
Amy:Do you think it'll be in there?
Zoe:it's worth a try- don't worry i'll help you
(we walk to the loo, and then suddenly Zoe sees Sam)
Zoe:SAM!!(she starts having a conversation with him)
Amy:Er, Zo?my key?
Zoe:Yeah- off you go, i'll catch up
NICE.
Needless to say i didn't find my key- but i did get an offer from Alex to sleep on his kitchen table, so swings and roundabouts really.
4)I had been texting back and forth with the lads cos they were all coming down- but they decided REALLY late to come, and ended up not being allowed in the club, which was SERIOUSLY packed by this point. By 12 i had run out of money, Zoe and Laura were pissed off at how packed it was, Charlotte was GONE and Connie was exhausted from chasing Charlotte around, so me, Claire, Zoe, Laura, Connie, Charlotte, Alex and Rachel all came home. In the Taxi, and when we got home, i got an earful from Claire and Zoe as they went all "Ho's before Bro's" on my arse;
Zoe:Let's party!
Claire:YEAH!!!
Amy:ok, but i'm going to Alex's
Claire and Zoe:NO!!!YOU CAN'T!!
Amy:Why not?!
Zoe:You see him ALL THE TIME
Claire:yeah, what about us?YOU'RE NOT GOING!
Amy:well, how about i go for a bit and then come back?
Claire:YEAH!!GO AND THEN BRING THEM BACK!!
5)So i did =] and this eventually turned into a mini house party
6)And then Charlotte got home.
She was FINE form last night. by the time she got home she was far gone she tripped over whilst standing still and trying to open her door- it was FAB. i'm not entirely sure if i should skip some of the events of last night, to save the very, very little amount of dignity she had left by the end, but that was pretty much gone too when she started to throw up in a bucket in her room. I won't go into all the details, but here is basically what happened;
-Charlotte kept running into my room where i was sitting with Ted, Justin, Mark and Alex and randomly screaming "AMY- I HEART YOU!!!!!" and then throwing herself on me and pushing me back onto my bed before rolling around whilst i desperately tried to cover up her arse with my jacket, to no avail. This happened about 5 times over in about an hour, sometimes she would chuck the word "FUCKIN'" in for good measure, but mostly it was clean- believe me it was the only things that was.
-Charlotte and Ted got on well, but only in a friendly way, not as i had expected- believe me, Cilla Black i am not- but they were mates, which was good enough. it meant a lot that my housemates and my mates get on, and everyone got on with everyeone which was fab. i think more than anything everyone, especially Charlotte, understood how important it was that my mates and housemates got on and i really appreciated the effort from both side of the party. Cheers everyone
-But then, Charlotte began to accuse Alex of being Gay because he was wearing a pink shirt. Seriously. Alex-who has a girlfriend- suddenly became a gay man in Charlotte's eyes and she would hear nothing else- she also kept grabbing hold of his face and shaking saying various things like "i'll like you if you're nice to Amy- don't be a bastard, OK?" over and over again. her and the german girl Anna then surmised that Alex was the new 'Richard', because both he and Richard have red hair, and, as Charlotte had now decided, they were both gay- i was mortified.
-The lads left and so did everyone else eventually. i then sat with Charlotte til 3 in the morning making sure she wasn't sick everywhere, clearing up after her and generally taking care of her. i had to sit in her room as she complained that if she closed her eyes she would be sick, even though as she was saying it her eyes were in fact closed and, for the first time in a long time, she wasn't throwing up. soon enough she mumbled herself off to sleep and i went to bed- finally.
I slept, very deeply, for 4 hours and then went to both my Romanticism and Narrative Theory Lectures.
I am now VERY tired and going to sleep, because i'm going out again tonight- nice.
"this is how we do it"
xXx
Sunday 18 January 2009
Connie and Charlotte =]
I've always found the concept of 'best friends' quite tricky and confuddling. i've never had just one best friend, i usually have at least three or four going at the same time, and i've had a stable three best friends-Ross, Tilly and Bailes- since i was four
i never thought that i would become BEST best friends with people i have known for a little over 4 months, but now i know that i am. Connie and Charlotte are brilliant and have helped me through so much today
today has been a really hard day, which is weird cos up until about 6:00pm it had been fine and dandy, and then between 6:00 and 8:00 many horrible things happened that meant i came into the house and ranted about how crappy everything was to Charlotte, and then Connie and her helped chillax me. it didn't take long, once i rant i'm usually done with talking about the issue, and just quietly sit and mull it over in my head again and again. i think because the time we've come to know each other in, even though it has been short, has been so intense that they know me better than some people at home- they know that when i'm dealing with stuff i need someone to listen and then help, not try and help before they listen.
A lot has happened today that has forced me to look at things that i wouldn't necessarily like to look at- like how some people may not be as amazing as i first assumed they were, and how sometimes it's probably best for me to do nothing rather than think i have to do something.
It's been a hell of day.
Sex and the City now, methinks.
xXx
i never thought that i would become BEST best friends with people i have known for a little over 4 months, but now i know that i am. Connie and Charlotte are brilliant and have helped me through so much today
today has been a really hard day, which is weird cos up until about 6:00pm it had been fine and dandy, and then between 6:00 and 8:00 many horrible things happened that meant i came into the house and ranted about how crappy everything was to Charlotte, and then Connie and her helped chillax me. it didn't take long, once i rant i'm usually done with talking about the issue, and just quietly sit and mull it over in my head again and again. i think because the time we've come to know each other in, even though it has been short, has been so intense that they know me better than some people at home- they know that when i'm dealing with stuff i need someone to listen and then help, not try and help before they listen.
A lot has happened today that has forced me to look at things that i wouldn't necessarily like to look at- like how some people may not be as amazing as i first assumed they were, and how sometimes it's probably best for me to do nothing rather than think i have to do something.
It's been a hell of day.
Sex and the City now, methinks.
xXx
Shit.
I'm really scuppered.
The people who i hoped had a spare place in their house next year don't have one- they've already booked a house for 4.
I, literally, have no other options.
Shit.
xXx
The people who i hoped had a spare place in their house next year don't have one- they've already booked a house for 4.
I, literally, have no other options.
Shit.
xXx
I must stop with all the izzles
i keep putting 'izzle' on the end of everything.
like i said to beth earlier "i'll tell you that for frizzle" instead of free
and i'm reading 'sense and sensizzle'
and i asked Charlotte if i could borrow her 'hair sprizzle' instead of hair spray
ah well.
Today has been uneventful, which is a shame, but last night was so good. everyone just got drunk in our house, and Richard, Christophe, Sarah and Sarah came over. me and Connie could not stop laughing and Charlotte was using strongbow as a mixer with vodka- needless to say she was a tad worse for wear this morning. everyone else wandered off between 12 and 1 ish so Jimmy came over and we watched Pineapple Express, which he loved, why wouldn't he? i did keep falling asleep though, because i was tired and tiddly, and getting woken up by gunshots and explosions, which was quite funny.it reminded me of when i saw 'Mr and Mrs Smith' round Steffan's and kept falling asleep on his sofa and being woken up by explosions and stuff- except i fell asleep when i saw that film because it was utter shit, not because i was drunk
i thought i would be more hungover, but mine only lasted like 15-20mins after i got up and then it went so i was quite lucky. i've sat about pretty much all day, singing along to stuff and generally wasting time. i keep trying to read 'Sense and Sensibility', but the first time i did i fell asleep and Charlotte came and woke me up, and the second time i just started daydreaming, and when i looked at my clock 20 minutes had past and i was still on the same page
i dunno what's going on tonight, i think Charlotte Connie and me may be watching films or we all might be going down to Woody's cos Emma and Vicky will be back by now, but i'm not sure. i'm still really tired from last night, i didn't get to sleep until 4 and then got woken up this morning by my phone going off so it's no good. i may just stay in and watch 'Sex and the City' to be honest, cos i'm still only on series 4, but that seems a tad unsociable
i am undecided.
what a surprise(!)
xXx
like i said to beth earlier "i'll tell you that for frizzle" instead of free
and i'm reading 'sense and sensizzle'
and i asked Charlotte if i could borrow her 'hair sprizzle' instead of hair spray
ah well.
Today has been uneventful, which is a shame, but last night was so good. everyone just got drunk in our house, and Richard, Christophe, Sarah and Sarah came over. me and Connie could not stop laughing and Charlotte was using strongbow as a mixer with vodka- needless to say she was a tad worse for wear this morning. everyone else wandered off between 12 and 1 ish so Jimmy came over and we watched Pineapple Express, which he loved, why wouldn't he? i did keep falling asleep though, because i was tired and tiddly, and getting woken up by gunshots and explosions, which was quite funny.it reminded me of when i saw 'Mr and Mrs Smith' round Steffan's and kept falling asleep on his sofa and being woken up by explosions and stuff- except i fell asleep when i saw that film because it was utter shit, not because i was drunk
i thought i would be more hungover, but mine only lasted like 15-20mins after i got up and then it went so i was quite lucky. i've sat about pretty much all day, singing along to stuff and generally wasting time. i keep trying to read 'Sense and Sensibility', but the first time i did i fell asleep and Charlotte came and woke me up, and the second time i just started daydreaming, and when i looked at my clock 20 minutes had past and i was still on the same page
i dunno what's going on tonight, i think Charlotte Connie and me may be watching films or we all might be going down to Woody's cos Emma and Vicky will be back by now, but i'm not sure. i'm still really tired from last night, i didn't get to sleep until 4 and then got woken up this morning by my phone going off so it's no good. i may just stay in and watch 'Sex and the City' to be honest, cos i'm still only on series 4, but that seems a tad unsociable
i am undecided.
what a surprise(!)
xXx
Saturday 17 January 2009
I DON'T WANT SPIDER BABIES TO EAT MY BRA!!!!
oh my god i'm freaking out so badly
i looked up and saw that one of the spiders had gone, wigged out, and then saw that it was sitting with the other spider in the other corner!!!OH MY GOD!!
i ran into Charlotte's room, freaking out, and "said oh my god the spiders are getting together in the corner of my room- I CANNOT HANDLE A FAMILY SITUATION IN MY ROOM CHARLOTTE!!". Charlotte, failing to notice that i was freaking out quite a lot and that what she should have done was soothe me and tell me it would be OK, responded by saying this instead;
"Make sure they don't lay eggs in you bra, cos i saw this show once where these spiders did that and they ate away the woman's bra and got everywhere"
WTF???!!!!!!!
I CAN'T HAVE SPIDER BABIES IN MY BRA!!!!!!
oh my god, i can't even get them now, because i can't reach the corner, i'm not tall enough
Not only is this terrifying but it's also slightly depressing- it was bad enough having to go home and seeing the fugliest of people in relationships, but bloody spiders are now 'rendezvous-ing' in my room.i haven't even 'Rendezvous-ed in my room yet, why do they get to!!???
Great. this is great.tell you what, bring on the hordes of Zombies and we'll make it a date.
This is SHIT!This is SO SHIT!
xXx
i looked up and saw that one of the spiders had gone, wigged out, and then saw that it was sitting with the other spider in the other corner!!!OH MY GOD!!
i ran into Charlotte's room, freaking out, and "said oh my god the spiders are getting together in the corner of my room- I CANNOT HANDLE A FAMILY SITUATION IN MY ROOM CHARLOTTE!!". Charlotte, failing to notice that i was freaking out quite a lot and that what she should have done was soothe me and tell me it would be OK, responded by saying this instead;
"Make sure they don't lay eggs in you bra, cos i saw this show once where these spiders did that and they ate away the woman's bra and got everywhere"
WTF???!!!!!!!
I CAN'T HAVE SPIDER BABIES IN MY BRA!!!!!!
oh my god, i can't even get them now, because i can't reach the corner, i'm not tall enough
Not only is this terrifying but it's also slightly depressing- it was bad enough having to go home and seeing the fugliest of people in relationships, but bloody spiders are now 'rendezvous-ing' in my room.i haven't even 'Rendezvous-ed in my room yet, why do they get to!!???
Great. this is great.tell you what, bring on the hordes of Zombies and we'll make it a date.
This is SHIT!This is SO SHIT!
xXx
Welcome to Amy's Room, otherwise known as an area of Spider Zen
my room is all different. i kinda like it, except that the new angle of my bed has revealed three horrible things;
1)there's a nasty big bodied spider in the top corner of my room, right above my bed
2)there's another nasty big bodied spider in the opposite corner of my room, above the bottom of my bed
3)the bottom of my shelf is bending underneath the weight of everything
i really dont know what to do about the spiders, but i am actually quite scared cos they're quite big. urgh. i bet they ate sanchez, the bastards
bye bye chance of sleeping tonight
i got up early again today, at 9:30am, get me, had a bit of a busy morning, hung of with peeps and now i'm a bit bored so rather than read sense and sensibility i'm going for a wander =]
xXx
1)there's a nasty big bodied spider in the top corner of my room, right above my bed
2)there's another nasty big bodied spider in the opposite corner of my room, above the bottom of my bed
3)the bottom of my shelf is bending underneath the weight of everything
i really dont know what to do about the spiders, but i am actually quite scared cos they're quite big. urgh. i bet they ate sanchez, the bastards
bye bye chance of sleeping tonight
i got up early again today, at 9:30am, get me, had a bit of a busy morning, hung of with peeps and now i'm a bit bored so rather than read sense and sensibility i'm going for a wander =]
xXx
eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww
ohmygod urgh.
Charlotte made me watch Hairspray last night, which wasn't that bad considering it was shite, but the after effects have left me stunned and disgusted with myself;
i had a dream last night that i made out with Zac Efron.
WTF.
I cannot think of someone i find less attractive, even if i tried, then that Ken-Lookalike-fresh-from-the-disney-factory-ego-trip.
stupid Charlotte.
stupid dream.
stupid Efron.
stupid.
:(
xXx
Charlotte made me watch Hairspray last night, which wasn't that bad considering it was shite, but the after effects have left me stunned and disgusted with myself;
i had a dream last night that i made out with Zac Efron.
WTF.
I cannot think of someone i find less attractive, even if i tried, then that Ken-Lookalike-fresh-from-the-disney-factory-ego-trip.
stupid Charlotte.
stupid dream.
stupid Efron.
stupid.
:(
xXx
(Chewing)Gum issues
I've chewed 21 pieces of gum today.
That's Rad.
Hey, is it normal for your jaw to click everytime you move your mouth?
=]
xXx
That's Rad.
Hey, is it normal for your jaw to click everytime you move your mouth?
=]
xXx
Friday 16 January 2009
Makeshift ER
SO today has been quite interesting- i thought i hadn't done much but it turns out i have so huzzah
After my haircut i went to WHSmith to get a passport application form and a photo for aforementioned passport application form. The pictures cost me £4 which annoyed me for two reasons- 1)£4 is a lot of money when you're as economically challenged as i am and 2) i only had a £10 note on me. Gutted.
I didn't really want to spend anymore money than i had to, what with last night's previous spendage on my conscience and my haircut, so i bought a box of chewing gum, from a very grumpy old woman, who looked like she disapproved- at first i was like "it's only gum, what she's spazzing about?" but then i figured it was probably because i payed for chewing gum with a £10 note.
The photobooth itself was a disaster- you got 3 attempts at a photo, and then had to choose the best one. The first picture was fine, as was the last one but in the 2nd one i went all boss-eyed and it looked ridiculous, but it made me laugh anyway, because i knew i wouldn't choose it.
It turned out that i didn't have much of a choice in the end.
because the booth was a passport one it showed you which photos would be suitable for a passport. the only picture that was suitable and the booth would let me print off was the boss-eyed one. so now i have a boss-eyed passport photo.
Brilliant.
my afternoon was a bit all over the shop, to be honest, i could really settle on anything to do. i started watching Forrest Gump, but that made me feel a bit meh, so listened to music, but then my headphones broke- WORSE THING EVER- and then sat about writing shizzle and chatting with Connie. i got a bit bored so i went on a massive wander, which was cool, and then came back and saw Connie for a bit again. Alex then texted saying he was back, so i went to go see him for a bit, and saw Emma too, which was really nice. that lad has no idea how many of his DVDs are being thieved this term , heheheh
i came back to find Charlotte in need of attention- she mucked up her finger last night but can't remember how, but it's all mank and swollen and really bruised around the socket, so i reckon she's dislocated it or something. she's in agony, although tequila solved that problem, but i had to make this makeshift splint for her fingers using sellotape and adhesive patches =] i set up my own makeshift ER in her room
and now i'm at home, sitting in my room, erm 'reading' sense and sensibility. i'm not going out cos i don't have the money too, but it's all good in the hood anyhoo, i'll probably watch Pineapple Express or something later, i'm in a funny film kinda mood. OOH maybe i'll watch Indiana Jones...hmmmmm
xXx
After my haircut i went to WHSmith to get a passport application form and a photo for aforementioned passport application form. The pictures cost me £4 which annoyed me for two reasons- 1)£4 is a lot of money when you're as economically challenged as i am and 2) i only had a £10 note on me. Gutted.
I didn't really want to spend anymore money than i had to, what with last night's previous spendage on my conscience and my haircut, so i bought a box of chewing gum, from a very grumpy old woman, who looked like she disapproved- at first i was like "it's only gum, what she's spazzing about?" but then i figured it was probably because i payed for chewing gum with a £10 note.
The photobooth itself was a disaster- you got 3 attempts at a photo, and then had to choose the best one. The first picture was fine, as was the last one but in the 2nd one i went all boss-eyed and it looked ridiculous, but it made me laugh anyway, because i knew i wouldn't choose it.
It turned out that i didn't have much of a choice in the end.
because the booth was a passport one it showed you which photos would be suitable for a passport. the only picture that was suitable and the booth would let me print off was the boss-eyed one. so now i have a boss-eyed passport photo.
Brilliant.
my afternoon was a bit all over the shop, to be honest, i could really settle on anything to do. i started watching Forrest Gump, but that made me feel a bit meh, so listened to music, but then my headphones broke- WORSE THING EVER- and then sat about writing shizzle and chatting with Connie. i got a bit bored so i went on a massive wander, which was cool, and then came back and saw Connie for a bit again. Alex then texted saying he was back, so i went to go see him for a bit, and saw Emma too, which was really nice. that lad has no idea how many of his DVDs are being thieved this term , heheheh
i came back to find Charlotte in need of attention- she mucked up her finger last night but can't remember how, but it's all mank and swollen and really bruised around the socket, so i reckon she's dislocated it or something. she's in agony, although tequila solved that problem, but i had to make this makeshift splint for her fingers using sellotape and adhesive patches =] i set up my own makeshift ER in her room
and now i'm at home, sitting in my room, erm 'reading' sense and sensibility. i'm not going out cos i don't have the money too, but it's all good in the hood anyhoo, i'll probably watch Pineapple Express or something later, i'm in a funny film kinda mood. OOH maybe i'll watch Indiana Jones...hmmmmm
xXx
hair cuttage has occurred
I've had my hair cut...
yep.
it's quite a bit shorter than usual, about 2-3 inches below my shoulders and i actually have a proper little fringey-type-thingy.
I LOVE IT.
Charlotte saw me out the window, ran to the door and just went "OH MY GOD!!!IT LOOKS AMAZING!!"- i have missed that girl, mostly because i find everything she says tends to be true.
i tried putting it up in a band, and it looks ok, but there was hardly any hair!!!it freaked me out. although i should say that my 'short' hair is probably considered long by most people- my hair was just so bloody long initially that it seems shorter.
now to decide- go out tonight and show off my new doo?or stay in and read 'Sense and Sensibility'?
...
i think we all know how it's gonna turn out =]
xXx
yep.
it's quite a bit shorter than usual, about 2-3 inches below my shoulders and i actually have a proper little fringey-type-thingy.
I LOVE IT.
Charlotte saw me out the window, ran to the door and just went "OH MY GOD!!!IT LOOKS AMAZING!!"- i have missed that girl, mostly because i find everything she says tends to be true.
i tried putting it up in a band, and it looks ok, but there was hardly any hair!!!it freaked me out. although i should say that my 'short' hair is probably considered long by most people- my hair was just so bloody long initially that it seems shorter.
now to decide- go out tonight and show off my new doo?or stay in and read 'Sense and Sensibility'?
...
i think we all know how it's gonna turn out =]
xXx
HeHeHeHe =]
i'm a bit tiddllllllyyyyyyy =] hehehehe
oh my god what an amazing way to start the year!!!!or term....whatever
it was so much fun- i wasn't going to go out but i decided "to hell with it-even if you are getting you hair cut tomorrow, just go out you daft fool, you have'nae been out for a month!!!!!"
so i did =]
i had such a laugh-Jimmy, Claireus, Charlotte and Connie are officially the faves. amazing lads and lasses, that's fo shizzle
i had two brand new experiences tonight- one was doing tequila shots, which weren't as bad as i thought they would be, so yay, and the secind was doing a yega bomb...i dunno how it's spelt but it sounds like Sega bomb, but with a 'Y' so i just spelt it the same. both were adaquately yay =]
but how cool is that?i'd been home less than 12 hours and already experienced 2 new things- that's why i love this place so much
i feel so happy right now- i know i left home behind but i feel so happy here that's it's as good as being home
i better get to sleep now- i need to get up at about 9 ish to make sure i actually get to the hairdresser's on time =]
nighty nite
xXx
PS- Yay i'm back at Canterbury =] as happy as i was to go home you have no idea how happy i am to be here
oh my god what an amazing way to start the year!!!!or term....whatever
it was so much fun- i wasn't going to go out but i decided "to hell with it-even if you are getting you hair cut tomorrow, just go out you daft fool, you have'nae been out for a month!!!!!"
so i did =]
i had such a laugh-Jimmy, Claireus, Charlotte and Connie are officially the faves. amazing lads and lasses, that's fo shizzle
i had two brand new experiences tonight- one was doing tequila shots, which weren't as bad as i thought they would be, so yay, and the secind was doing a yega bomb...i dunno how it's spelt but it sounds like Sega bomb, but with a 'Y' so i just spelt it the same. both were adaquately yay =]
but how cool is that?i'd been home less than 12 hours and already experienced 2 new things- that's why i love this place so much
i feel so happy right now- i know i left home behind but i feel so happy here that's it's as good as being home
i better get to sleep now- i need to get up at about 9 ish to make sure i actually get to the hairdresser's on time =]
nighty nite
xXx
PS- Yay i'm back at Canterbury =] as happy as i was to go home you have no idea how happy i am to be here
Wednesday 14 January 2009
Super Yay!!!!!!!
Kage got a conditional offer from the UEA!!!!!!!!
WAHEY!!!!!!!!
nicely done.
except now she's freaking out about work- the fool
=]
xXx
WAHEY!!!!!!!!
nicely done.
except now she's freaking out about work- the fool
=]
xXx
"How should i know how big my theoretical penis is?"
I have had a really fab morning- it's been fabbity fabbity fab. Went up to my old sixth form today, for various reasons, and it was brilliant seeing everyone again- NOTHING had changed. Bemment's first words to me were "get out- as head boy i have to escort you off the premises", so that was normal =] he makes me laugh- apparently he's going to blow up Canterbury, but buy me a scooter so i can escape so that's quite considerate of him
I have to keep going back and writing in letters that haven't come up, because last night when i went to bed i left the lid of my laptop up, by accident, and my cat Millie sat on it and you know that thing that cats do when they pluck whatever it is they're sitting on?yeah, she did that. to my keyboard. and the keys came off. my 'S' is wonky :[
so yeah, now i have to type really hard on some of the letters for them to come up. bastarding cat. but i love her really. except when she plucks things. ghey.
anyways, everyone was really happy to see me, which was pleasantly surprising!! the very first thing Batters did was chuck 'Jelly Tots' at me, without even saying anything, and then the stupid "i hate you" "i hate you more" banter began before we gorged on 'Jelly Tot'-ness. i realised how much i'd missed everyone then, and it made me sad to think i won't see them again for yet another 3months. It was so lovely to see Anna, Jasmine and Lizzie again- there was mucho hugging commencing and polite but obvious question asking before we all began comparing the size of our 'would be penises' by looking at our hand span. mine was the shortest,thanks to my "kitten hands" as Jas called them, but as Anna pointed out, and Joe and Ben confirmed,i've got more than enough 'business' upstairs to occupy any person- which is true, let's face it. although i hastily pointed out that my upstairs business wasn't openly available to keep just any person occupied- only a select few. Anna was quite relieved, she said "well i'm glad uni hasn't changed you muchly my lovely, you're still as prettiful as ever". i miss Anna- she was part of the One, Two, Ready Crew, which consisted of me, Kage, Anna, Beth and Jodie and this is the only time i've been able to see her all holiday cos we've both been here there and everywhere. dammit. we used to have such a good time, i'm gonna miss them again.
i cannot remember the last time i laughed so hard for so long. today was seriously immense, and everyone was just as i remembered them and so lovely and kept hugging me, which mostly i didn't mind at all, because i love a good bout of huggage, but this freaky guy called Tim who stalked me last year found me and wouldn't let go of me. katie had to very pointedly say "Ok, Tim, we're late, let go" before he would get off. urgh. that guy's such a freak.
My ma has made fish pie, which is AH-MA-ZING because it's one of my faves, but it's too hurt and it burnt my tongue =[ burny tongue owwwwwwwwwww
so i'm at home, currently watching 'In the Night Garden' with Eli and writing this when i should be packing. i haven't packed anything yet, and i'm trying to figure out how i'm going to get all of my DVDs back to Canterbury...i have considerably more now, which is good for me, but bad for space.
xXx
I have to keep going back and writing in letters that haven't come up, because last night when i went to bed i left the lid of my laptop up, by accident, and my cat Millie sat on it and you know that thing that cats do when they pluck whatever it is they're sitting on?yeah, she did that. to my keyboard. and the keys came off. my 'S' is wonky :[
so yeah, now i have to type really hard on some of the letters for them to come up. bastarding cat. but i love her really. except when she plucks things. ghey.
anyways, everyone was really happy to see me, which was pleasantly surprising!! the very first thing Batters did was chuck 'Jelly Tots' at me, without even saying anything, and then the stupid "i hate you" "i hate you more" banter began before we gorged on 'Jelly Tot'-ness. i realised how much i'd missed everyone then, and it made me sad to think i won't see them again for yet another 3months. It was so lovely to see Anna, Jasmine and Lizzie again- there was mucho hugging commencing and polite but obvious question asking before we all began comparing the size of our 'would be penises' by looking at our hand span. mine was the shortest,thanks to my "kitten hands" as Jas called them, but as Anna pointed out, and Joe and Ben confirmed,i've got more than enough 'business' upstairs to occupy any person- which is true, let's face it. although i hastily pointed out that my upstairs business wasn't openly available to keep just any person occupied- only a select few. Anna was quite relieved, she said "well i'm glad uni hasn't changed you muchly my lovely, you're still as prettiful as ever". i miss Anna- she was part of the One, Two, Ready Crew, which consisted of me, Kage, Anna, Beth and Jodie and this is the only time i've been able to see her all holiday cos we've both been here there and everywhere. dammit. we used to have such a good time, i'm gonna miss them again.
i cannot remember the last time i laughed so hard for so long. today was seriously immense, and everyone was just as i remembered them and so lovely and kept hugging me, which mostly i didn't mind at all, because i love a good bout of huggage, but this freaky guy called Tim who stalked me last year found me and wouldn't let go of me. katie had to very pointedly say "Ok, Tim, we're late, let go" before he would get off. urgh. that guy's such a freak.
My ma has made fish pie, which is AH-MA-ZING because it's one of my faves, but it's too hurt and it burnt my tongue =[ burny tongue owwwwwwwwwww
so i'm at home, currently watching 'In the Night Garden' with Eli and writing this when i should be packing. i haven't packed anything yet, and i'm trying to figure out how i'm going to get all of my DVDs back to Canterbury...i have considerably more now, which is good for me, but bad for space.
xXx
FO SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE BIZZLE DRIZZLE SIZZLE
i'm gangster. fo' sho'.
because i finished Volume One of Sense and sensibility. now only 2 more volumes to go.
get in.
xXx
because i finished Volume One of Sense and sensibility. now only 2 more volumes to go.
get in.
xXx
Tuesday 13 January 2009
A whole lot of Pfft-ness
i have found myself saying "pfft" quite a lot recently, although I've always disliked the term because it's always sounded really harsh and dismissive to me. but there you go. "pfft".
Sense and sensibility is actually starting to look up. i've been reading it for a while now, but keep getting distracted so i'm only on pg73 so sucks to be me!i daren't think of 'Mansfield Park'- it's quite a lot thicker than sense and sensibility, so eeeeep!!!
My Pineapple Express DVD turned up today, so me and Fozz watched that. it's a ridiculously funny and stupid film, so it's officially one of my faves =] i'm not usually a Seth Rogen fan- he always annoyed me in 'Knocked Up' (that films is kinda crap) and '40 Year Old Virgin' (that film is far too long, but the end makes me laugh) but James Franco kinda tones him down, so he doesn't!yay!!
i was feeling ill today so me and my old man couldn't do a load of the stuff we planned to. i feel a bit bad cos i've only got a few days left with everyone and i really want to chillax with them all, but i've got so much reading to do and i just end up getting distracted so i can't sit about with them. plus me and dad haven't really spent any time together- on monday everyone came over, and today Fozz was off, so things haven't panned out how i thought.
I have to admit i'm getting a little panicky about going back. everytime i think about it i get this fluttery feeling in my tummy and my chest goes a little tight, but i'm not sure why. i mean, i know why i go fluttery, cos i'm excited and a bit nervous!
Oh my god- britney spears' new song Circus just came on!!i LOVE this song!!!
sorry, anyway, yeah, i'm a little nervous!i really hope this term is good. it's gonna be hard i reckon, but good. i cannot believe how quickly everything's gone. that freaks me out a little too, it's like right now my sister is waiting to hear back from any uni's through UCAS- but it only feels like yesterday that i was doing that. it's crazy
i better go read now. i'm gonna go for it tonight and just read until i finished section two of the book. i'm on pg74, and section one ends on pg274. Oh dear.it's my own fault though for being a fool and leaving everything to the last minute, but that's just what i do ;]
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Sense and sensibility is actually starting to look up. i've been reading it for a while now, but keep getting distracted so i'm only on pg73 so sucks to be me!i daren't think of 'Mansfield Park'- it's quite a lot thicker than sense and sensibility, so eeeeep!!!
My Pineapple Express DVD turned up today, so me and Fozz watched that. it's a ridiculously funny and stupid film, so it's officially one of my faves =] i'm not usually a Seth Rogen fan- he always annoyed me in 'Knocked Up' (that films is kinda crap) and '40 Year Old Virgin' (that film is far too long, but the end makes me laugh) but James Franco kinda tones him down, so he doesn't!yay!!
i was feeling ill today so me and my old man couldn't do a load of the stuff we planned to. i feel a bit bad cos i've only got a few days left with everyone and i really want to chillax with them all, but i've got so much reading to do and i just end up getting distracted so i can't sit about with them. plus me and dad haven't really spent any time together- on monday everyone came over, and today Fozz was off, so things haven't panned out how i thought.
I have to admit i'm getting a little panicky about going back. everytime i think about it i get this fluttery feeling in my tummy and my chest goes a little tight, but i'm not sure why. i mean, i know why i go fluttery, cos i'm excited and a bit nervous!
Oh my god- britney spears' new song Circus just came on!!i LOVE this song!!!
sorry, anyway, yeah, i'm a little nervous!i really hope this term is good. it's gonna be hard i reckon, but good. i cannot believe how quickly everything's gone. that freaks me out a little too, it's like right now my sister is waiting to hear back from any uni's through UCAS- but it only feels like yesterday that i was doing that. it's crazy
i better go read now. i'm gonna go for it tonight and just read until i finished section two of the book. i'm on pg74, and section one ends on pg274. Oh dear.it's my own fault though for being a fool and leaving everything to the last minute, but that's just what i do ;]
xXx
My finest hour
I was readin sense and sensibilty...but then me and Fozz started reminiscing about old shows we were addicted to including Power Rangers, Digimon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the finest of them all- Pokemon.
Then i did this;
Much more educational than Jane Austen, that's fo' damn shizzle.
Much more educational than Jane Austen, that's fo' damn shizzle.xXx
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