honest opinion?

Not worth it. AT ALL.

As long as Matt had a good time, then that's something...

But getting this drunk?

For evertything?

Not worth it. Not even for evertything hahaha i know i spelt it wrong ^^

Tomorrow shall be revisioned fuelled- that, my friends is FO' SHIZZLE

xXx

My new favourite day ever; June 18th 2010

When i saw this link posted on TotalFilm's twitter i literally jumped up and down in my chair, on the spot, squealing. I don't think i have ever been more excited by news on a new film than i am right now. not even when the full length star trek trailer came out. or the full length transformers trailer was released. or when i heard about 'Paul' being made. none of them, not even all of them added up, amount to the excitement felt when i watched this;

JUNE 18TH 2010 WILL NOW FOREVER BEEN KNOWN AS THE DAY THAT ISN'T GETTING HERE QUICK ENOUGH.

i'm not even gonna try and convey my excitement through words. it would look like this;

;L,LEJDCNIY4RFPD3'DSD/XWUDHWELKDHKANMAK

and would go on for about 100 lines.

But i am excited. i almost stopped breathing watching it.

i'm so happy right now!!!

xXx

Last Ever episode of ER

I just watched the last ever episode of ER; after 15 series and years of making me cry and laugh the show has finished. and i pretty much gasped, cried and laughed my whole way through it.

I'm not gonna put much, cos it's not something i feel i can kind of gush about on here- in order to actually care that it's the last ever episode you need to have watched every episode, or at least the last 5 series. I've seen all of them, so the important stuff that happened in this episode, like Rachel Greene, Mark Greene's daughter, being interviewed to become an intern at county, would mean more to someone like me who remembers her from the first 8 series's before Dr Greene died. So i won't go on.

But it was amazing. really well done, extended like i thought it would be- it was about half an hour longer than usual, which was good. i liked how at the end it suggested Carter was returning to work there again- The entire show started based around the first internship of Carter, so it's basically followed his story, so that was a nice touch. pretty much all the old staple characters came back, which was brilliant.

And they had the original theme music at the beginning!!They got rid of it, i think it was the 12th series and me and ma were like "what?? why would you DO that??That music is PERFECT!!!" but they brought it back so yayness!!

All in all it was sad but brilliant.

xXx

My mum and The Wire

(I'm on web cam with my dad)
Me: So have you had any luck finding my cinema booklet and that disc with 'The Wire' on it?
Dad: No darling, sorry. I've looked everywhere. Are you sure they're not with you?
Me: Pretty Damn sure, yeah...
Dad:... What about under your bed?
Me(Annoyed): Dad, just because everything at home turns up under my bed, that doesn't mean the same thing happens here
Dad: Alright, gay. I was just asking.
(Mum comes in the living room)
Mum: What's wrong?
Dad: Can't find her book and that disc she borrowed from her mate
Me: Hi Ma!
Mum: Hi darling! (To my dad) Well have you looked for them at all?
Dad: Yeah, can't find them
Mum: Under her bed?
Dad: Yeah, i had a look but-
Me: Hello? Olds? i'm pretty sure they won't be under my bed
Mum: What colour is it?
Dad: What colour is it again, Pest?
Me: Blue
Mum: What kind of blue?
Me:...Blue, it's just blue
Dad: Light or Dark blue?
Me: Er...i dunno, Chelsea colour blue
Mum: I'll go have a look
(Mum leaves. Me and Dad continue to chat until 10 minutes later mum comes back, with the cinema booklet in hand)
Mum: Here ya go
Me: How did you find that?!
Mum: I looked
Dad: Where was it?
Mum: Under her bed
Me: (Sighs)
Mum: I couldn't find the wire though darling, sorry
Me: Dinnae worry missus
Mum: What do you need it for anyway?
Me: It's my friends, i need to give it back to him
Mum: Oh, is it for his computer then?
Me:...Huh?
Mum: The wire...is it for his computer?
Me: No mum, he wants to watch it, i spose, or lend it to someone
Mum: Why would you want to watch a wire?
Me (Trying VERY hard not to laugh at her): No, Ma, not A wire- it's The Wire. It's a TV show
Mum: What so you're not after an actual white wire?
Me: No mum. it was a disc with 'The Wire' written on it
Mum: Right.
Me: Sorry mum
(Dad laughs)
Mum: You can shut up- you couldn't even find a bloody booklet
Me: True story Old Man- Bad effort. shape up or ship out.
Dad (To me): You want me to send this to you?
(I smile at the camera)
Dad: Right then.

I do bloody love my Panders.

xXx

In which Amy exercises for the first time since 1904

So today has been lovely so far, although not very productive as far as days go. Woke up at 10 and sat about watching stuff on youtube and collegehumour instead of doing revision- UH-OH. I had some really strange dreams last nigth, one that COMPLETELY took me by surprise, and some really lovely ones too, but i could only vaguely remember them when i woke up, but ah well. Went to aerobics with Connie, Emma and Zoe and it was EXCELLENT!it was so hard but really good fun and i just loved it!i can't wait to go again next week. The only problem was on the backstep things we were sposed to put both our arms up and forward into the air- but i kept forgetting to put one of my arms up, so i looked like an exercising Nazi...no one seemed to pick up on it. It was a proper good workout, i had a fab time. and then we walked home in the rain, which chilled us out ^^

Off to Connie's tonight to watch The Apprentice. i swear to god it's the only show on TV at the mo that is always consistently good. like every series it comes back but it's still good. Tomorrow night it's the last EVER episode of ER. I will talk about that tomorrow. i cannot bring myself to talk about it now...:'(

right im off

xXx

Subdued behaviour FTW

Today has been a topsy-turvy-upside-downey day, which as a result has left me ever so tired. I won't go into detail- a) because it's complicated, ridiculous and you need to know all the people involved to understand it and b) because one of the things i have learnt today is to keep my mouth very tightly closed. and that maybe sometimes others might do a bit better to keep schtum too, but that's their prerogative really so i cannae say anything

All in all i'm very sleepyfull. i'm going to read eclipse for a while, write for a bit cos i've been thinking of stuff to write all day and then go to sleep. i'm going to aerobics with Emma and Connie and i think maybe Zoe tomorrow, and i'm really looking forward to it- i know i'm probably gonna go purple with exertion, but as long as i don't bump into anyone i know, or Matt Bellamy, on the way home i should be fine ^^ and then it's back to good old fashioned revision.

It's been two days since i last had a webcam chat with my family and i'm getting a bit stressy, but hopefully i'll find the time tomorrow. i'm missing home so much right now (i think that's my most commonly used sentence at the minute) and it really does help just to have them there infront of me to chat to. Sigh...i miss my crazies. and my milski and Charlski. But i'll be home soon enough. and in the mean time i have my crazies here to take care of me ^^

This has been a rather subdued blog. sorry if anyone was expecting an explosion of a blog- they announced today that the people who own the rights to Buffy are fo' shizzle re franchising it and making another film, but without the creator, Joss Whedon. So give me a few days and i'm sure there'll be a rant-tastic bloggle about that

xXx

Serenity.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: But it ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin' is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.
River Tam: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home.
River Tam: Storm's getting worse.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We'll pass through it soon enough.


xXx

This is seriously hilarious

I actually LOL'ED. Like seriously. Like Totally. Like.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8020a47e1b/backlash-from-judd-apatow-craig-robinson-paul-rudd-and-justin-long

xXx

Druggles

(I'm walking to Alex's through Parkwood to pick up a couple of episodes of Lost and my Empire magazine. I cross the road and I'm just in front of some trees when a surly looking bloke comes up to me)
Bloke:Hey...
Me:Er (looks around to see if there's anyone about)...Er...hi?
(Bloke comes closer, i step back)
Bloke:Do you er...do you know where i can get any drugs mate?
Me:Hu...Wh-....What?!
Bloke: Drugs, you know, do you know where i can get some?
Me (Thinking 'Well i know i look a bit rough and have no makeup on, but i can't look that bad, right?'): Er...no, i don't...sorry
(I go to leave and he holds out an arm to get me to stop)
Bloke:...Do YOU have any drugs on you?
Me (terrified if i say no he might kill me): Er...no, i have keys (holding out keys)
(He looks at me funny, then steps away kinda slowly)
Bloke: Yeah, course....thanks, my mistake
(Bloke runs off)

It was a bloody weird end to an otherwise good day.

xXx

(Random thoughts as they occurr)

Urgh COUFUDDLED!!

i have decided to make Friday night and Saturday nights the nights i can stay up late, and then sun-thurs night are be in bed by 23:30 nights. MMM organisomiso.

What?? Why would you even say that? blatantly it wouldn't be me- if anything you JUST proved my point

We made up...ish. i hope she talks to me first next time though

Britain's got talent wasn't that good tonight. and they put some absolutely HONK people through. Mmm Piers MOGNIN

Should i do it? or wait til next year? what if next years too late??!! i dont know!!ARGH!!

REALLY need to apply for student loans...like REALLY really. Seriously. i'm just kidding. but not really.

Serenity, it's gotta be. but i wont be able to stand it when...then again i can't remember much of it, cos the last time i watched i was, er, preoccupied with something

Damn and Blast

What in tarnation carnation??!! (I miss David)

JEANOLIN AND PANDY FTW ( I miss Spoon)

Hammond and Eggs (I miss Kage)

Oh Hiya (I miss Fozz)

Random Guy: Yep...i'd say you just lost about 100% of your readers, i.e just the three you know who read it, with this wubbish, senseless Blog, Amy George. How does that make you feel?
Me:...MEEEIIIAAAAARREEEEOOOOWWW

BAM
...
And the dirt is gone.

xXx

Things i have wanted to be when i'm older

I have, over the 19 years, 11 weeks and 6 days that i have been alive, wanted to be several very different things when i grew up. and it was never anything stereotypical, like "i want to be a Princess", unless you count wanting to be Princess Leia, and as i got to thinking about all of them, and as my urge to avoid doing revision grew, i decided to write them down. because...well...just because i spose. SO here it is- Amy George's 'I wanted to be' list.

- Princess Leia (What can i say? In year 2 (aged 7) i went as her on a book day. =])
- A famous singer (Ok, so this is a bit stereotypical. i still like to sing though)
- In a band with my cousin and sister (We actually wrote songs. and designed outfits to wear. they were not good.
- Actress ( I actually still wanna do this. this was also quite stereotypical)
- Storm Chaser (seriously. i dare anyone to watch 'Twister' and NOT feel the same way)
- Actress (I know i put that before, but when it came around again, it was actually real. I remember watching, i think it was, the most recent version of 'The Railway Children' and thinking "I could do that")
-Teacher (I gave up the acting dream when i got a B in Drama. Not happy.)
-Comedienne (Inspired by the likes of Peter Kay and Bill Bailey. I still wanna do this)
-Writer (Inspired by the likes of Simon Pegg & Jessica Hynes (not forgetting Edgar Wright and Nick Frost) and Richard Curtis. I still wanna do this.)

And finally, here's what's gonna happen;
Amy George; Comedienne, Writer & Actress.

And that, my friends, is that.

xXx

Epic 3D Flail

Well, that was a HUGE waste of time. i wish i'd stayed in, like i wanted to to be honest- i am fo' shizzle gonna go all Lorraine and 'Follow my instinct' from now on; i hate how she only goes on about her instinct since Margaret mentioned it. everytime she says it i feel like shouting "Shut up!!You probably didn't even know what instinct meant before Margaret said anything!!". well, i say feel like...it often happens... By the way, if you don't watch The Apprentice you won't get that. and also, if you don't watch the apprentice, then WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??!!WATCH IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Anyway, yeah. The Venue was absolute honk. seriously, seriously, SERIOUSLY rubbish. i think it's the worst night i've ever had at the Venue. it was just...too bad to convey over a blog. it was a really serious case of you needed to be there. The only people who seemed to be having a good time were Hannah and Alex, and that's only because they were both ABSOLUTELY WASTED. Seriously, those two were just...very very drunk. i kinda let ,myself down and had something to drink- not much though. and the thing that really gets me is i drank in order to have a good time- and it didn't help. i just had about £8 less in my purse, and all i could taste was snakebite- the 3D was still shit (3D??it was pathetic. i was actually ashamed), the music was still shit and the night was still shit. I spent most of it looking for everyone cos people kept bloody moving, which was REALLY annoying. you'd go to the loo and they'd be like "yep, we'll be here", then about 5 minutes later you'd come back and they'd be gone!and you'd find them on like the other side of the venue. i gave up after a while- i told Hannah i was bored, and she said "let's go get a drink" and i just thought "I don't wanna spend another £2 on a drink i know i'm not gonna enjoy, in a place i really don't wanna be" so i just said i was going home. Emma and Connor came with me, and that was that. then, at like 01:15 i got a knock on my window and it was Hannah and Kevin come to check up on me- those guys had left about half and hour after we had, because apparently it was still rubbish. Hannah was very very drunk, and Kevin impressed me by actually knowing what 'Firefly' was when i told him what i was watching. he then pointed at my Dalek and Doctor figures and said "Nice". i like Kevin.

so yeah, rubbish night. And i'm not gonna drink again. i know you can enjoy a drink without getting drunk, like just enjoy the taste and stuff, but to be honest it made me feel kinda ill, drinking alcohol again. i didn't like it.

I'm really REALLY missing home at the minute, and all i keep thinking is "in just over three Weeks you'll be home". i cannot wait. I'm gonna miss everyone here terribly, no mistaking that. But i just miss being at home. i miss my sister, i miss my brother, i miss my Panders, i miss my nephew, i miss my cats. everything. even my creaky old bed where the springs make my back hurt. i would be in that bed in an instant if i could. i can't wait for Summer- hanging out with old friends, family, and then catching up with the people here who mean SO much to me. That's one thing to count, really. that i found people so willing to make me feel better here in Canters- i don't regret coming to university for a second. to be perfectly honest, considering the times i've had here and the incredible people i've met i'd say it was one of the greatest decisions i've ever made. i cannot wait for summer, but i also think next year is going to be incredible.

and there endeth the sleepy gushing. Probably get more tomorrow ^^

sleep tight everyone

xXx

VIVE LE RESISTANCE!!!!!!

Oh how i love the french. particularly the french that do laundry, but that's for another time altogether, ahem. Now for the important news;

MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'
MUSE'S NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 'THE RESISTANCE'

'Nuff said.

xXx

Stupid things i have done today because i have only had about 14 hours of sleep over the last 3 days

• Walked into the shower and turned it on- without having taken my clothes off. Even when the water was making my clothes really wet and heavy it still took me a little while to realise what was happening
• Tried to pay for something worth £10 with a £5 note. The woman behind the counter kept going "No, £10" and i was all "Yeah- i gave you that"
• Tripped over my own feet- i mean more than usual. I was all over the shop today. I knocked over some umbrellas in Dorothy Perkins.
• Walked into an old man, who got a bit grumpy
• Fell asleep on the bus, and got woken up when the bus went over a speed bump and i smacked my head on the glass. Oww.
• Had this phone conversation with Emma;

Emma: So I'll take it to Alex's if he's coming round yours later, and he can drop it off
Me:Yeah, that'll be fine, if you knock i'm sure someone will be in
Emma: ... No, i'll take it next door
Me:Yeah, cool, i think Charlotte's in
Emma: No, Amy, i'll take it next door to Alex's now and he'll give it to you later
Me(realising what Emma is actually saying): Oh! yeah cool. sorry!

• Forgot how to spell 'some'. in order to work it out i wrote down three variations of the 4 letters, 'Soem' 'Seom' and 'Some'. i then proceeded to point at the correct spelling and say out lousd to myself "Well, that's not the right one"
• Started texting Connie and then halfway through the text forgot who i was texting

It's been a long few days. But sleepage shall occur tonight. i hope so anyway.

=]

xXx

Strangest Dream EVER

Ok, so when i finally did fall asleep last night i had the weirdest half-dream ever. i say half dream cos it just popped up from nowhere, half-way through what seemed like the wilderness of my imagination. so here goes- if you know dreams stuff by all means tell me if it means that i'm mental or dying or whatever. i dunno what dreams are meant to signify so, you know, analyse away Doc;

I was sitting on the front of one of those hover boats they use to travel through the everglades, going through the everglades, wearing a pair of green wellington boots that looked exactly like my dad's and dangling my feet over the side. Robert De Niro, who was in his Meet The Parents Role, and Jerry from ER were driving the boat. Robert De Niro told me i should be careful because my feet would get cold very quickly, and as soon as he said it my feet became absolutely freezing, and in the dream this part felt very very real. we turned around a corner past loads of reeds, and at the dock was all of my family. Suddenly my nephew Eli ran through everyone, straight into the water- simultaneously I dived from the boat, My dad, my brother-in-law (Eli's dad) and Fozz also jumped from the dock into the water, and we all pulled Eli out- he hadn't been in the water for even longer than 10 seconds and he was fine. As we carried him to the dock again he was laughing, and i distinctly heard, but didn't see, my sister shout over and over again very loudly "Oh my god did you see how Amy jumped?She proper just went for it!!" and then everyone started laughing at me.

and that was my dream.

I am SO tired

xXx

I'm sposed to be in bed

BUT i'm not, so...you know.

Finished all the essay shizzle now- next stop revision for the vision. i need to make a timetable and stuff. hmm...task for tomorrow methinks...

I was sposed to be going to townio tomorrow to get a new phone and whathaveyou, but i have decided not to get a new one until after term has finished- that way i won't get distracted by the newness of my phonio, AND i can see how much mons i'll have left over after this term is done ^^ yayness to being sensible

i'm actually gonna go to bed now though. i might read for a bit first though. It's times like this when you wish you hadn't leant your 20th Anniversary issue of Empire magazine to one of your friends...

xXx

Rory the spindly legged spider and Amy Vs THE WORLD

I've just noticed there's a spider in the corner of my room, above my shelf. I'd usually freak out but it's one of those spindly legged ones that kills the massive hairy bastards that do freak me out. Only in the world of insectery type things would a spindly legged creature have the upper hand over a massive hairy bastard. geek spider FTW. I think i'll call it...Rory. Rory the spindly legged spider. Maybe he'll keep me all Zen whilst everyone else is all "ARGHEXAMSARGHREVISEWORKWORK". He'll be like a little stress relieving advice guru. In no way is he replacing Sanchez. Sanchez was a rock in an otherwise rockless world. Or he was a spider in my room, but you know...same difference

I'm feeling ever so teary and homesick at the minute which must mean it's that time of year again- EXAMINATIONS. Why do they make it sounds so daunting and evil?Even saying "I've got an exam" is just a terrifying ordeal. Why don't they switch it over with a nice word, like...i dunno, Rose? You could say "I've got a Rose" and everyone would be like "Aww!!". Then again, swanning into a room, going up to the woman you love and saying "Here Darling- i bought you these exams to show you how much you mean to me" probably wouldn't work out to well. "Ooh, look at those lovely exams, they're blossoming early". "I've been given my Roses back- i failed them all". "The Doctor and Exam Tyler"

...

Ain't gonna happen is it?



Anyhoo, yeah i'm freaking out. I'm just hoping that my coursework results are good enough to-

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD i just remembered i have library books due in tonight for 11:59, Core Text ones too, so they'd cost a fortune, and i just renewed them, with like 10 minutes to spare!!Oh god i almost had a fit!!i just ran around my room looking for my Kent card shouting "SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!" people next door must think i've gone psycho. well, i say gone...

Thank GOD for remembering at the last minute. you know me- proper hardcore rebel and adrenaline junkie, how else was i supposed to get my fix?

Anyway, what was i saying? oh yeah, coursework. Critical practice should be ok. Romanticism...We won't go there. i'm hoping it's gonna be ok. and Cinema...i wanna do well, but it's only my wild module. i mean, i wanna pass and whatever but it won't count next year. not that any of the marks count for this year. good idea, massive waste of time though. except you get to meet and everyone and be all "Hey Y'all" at freshers week. and THEN you get to meet the same people you met on fresher's week about 2 months later, with no recollection of them at all, but you still get on really well. Nice.

I think anyone with half a brain will realise this has become rambling of the highest order. What can i say? you precious readers (although i suspect the 's' of readers is null and void) deserve only the best and hell, it's my duty

...

Meh, screw duty- i'm off for a cup of tea

xXx

Sobriety rules

A surprisingly good night considering it was spent in 100% sobriety and in the venue. I knew that sounds really awful, to say that you can't have fun drunk, but the venue is notorious for having commonly occurring moments of being utterly shite. Tonight wasn't one of those times, which i think we all appreciated

When we got there it was completely empty- at one point we were the only people on the top floor, apart from the bar staff. we went downstairs and it gradually filled up with people, but not that full. Me, Connie, Vicki, Claire and Emma all had a proper good laugh sitting around drinking lemonade and J20- we spotted some people who were dressed like Mr Men- well, they'd tried to, and failed dismally. the disdain emanating from our group was breathtaking, and captured perfectly in this conversation;

(Claire notices them and grabs my arm to point them out)
Me:HEY!Use you're own arm, lazy cow
Claire:But look, they're blue!!
Me:What? (sees them) oh my god. THAT ONES YELLOW!
Connie: There's a purple one!! What are they ON?!
Vicki: I think they're trying to be Mr Men...
Claire:Oh Yeah look- they have badges
Me: Well, they've failed dismally
Connie:They look like such dicks

It was very funny. me and con sat there going "MR MEN FWEND!!"

after a while we went upstairs and got food, then went to go get another drink, when this happened;

(Me and Connie go to the bar)
Connie: Can i get a J20?
Me: I thought you were getting-
(A very well built bloke grabs me by the shoulder, and pulls me to him)
Me:Wha-
Bloke:Listen- your tits are so big that you're gonna get served before me, so here's two pounds- you can buy my drink for me.
Me:(Stunned pause)...Er...Wh...What did you just say?!
Connie:What did you say??!!
Bloke: Your tits- they're huge. well, definitely bigger than mine haha. so you'll get served first
(drops £2 into my hand)

The bloke behind the bar was as stunned as i was. i got his drink, he started chatting to me about how he was a third year on the brink of finishing an English course, and he wouldn't move his arm from around me. so i peeled it off and just saying calmly "I'm gonna go over there now" to which he replied "Sure thing babes- cheers for the drink". I turned to Connie and made her almost piss herself laughing by saying "What, so my tits were big enough to buy him a drink, but not to buy me one?". Excellent.

After my breasts had been exploited for alcohol, we sat down, and i instantly saw possibly the most attractive man i have ever laid eyes on. I literally could not stop looking at him, neither could Connie, and even Claire-who's in a relationship- was astounded by him. he was just incredible. This is what happened as we watched;

(Me and Connie are staring at him)
Claire: You guys, stop staring
Me: I can't..i actually can't...he's so fit...
Connie:I cannot believe how good looking he is...you always forget when you're in the venue that there's an upstairs where people actually hang out...
Me: I say we should come up here more often...
Connie: Next time we go we'll come back up here, have a look
Me: Amen to that...He is amazing
Connie: Total Player though
Me:Yeah. if, by some miracle, he is single he's either a player, or gay- a guy like that is never single
(A gorgeous, thin blonde girl comes in, and he leaves with her)
Connie: Damn.
Me:No man!Don't go for the gorgeous, tall, blonde stereotype!!For once in your life GO for the short, fat brunette geek!!
Connie: Don't you mean ginger?
(I break down into over dramatic fake sobs)
Claire: Wanna go
Connie and Me: No need to stay anymore, now he's gone

Yes- we are that sad. God, he was gorgeous. i mean like, Hollywood star gorgeous. We all agreed he was one of the fittest people we'd ever seen in real life. Cooooor.

we walked back, freezing because we were minus the alcohol cloak, and me and Connie watched three episodes of 'The Inbetweeners' with a nice ol' cup of tea.

a good night was had by all. Nite nite

xXx

5 things i just found out;

1)This looks AMAZING!!!!I want to see it so bad!!!http://disney.go.com/disneynature/earth/
2)My hair has exploded today- i looked in the mirror and it was like i was watching a Supreme's music video
3)JACK PASSED HIS THEORY TEST!!!GO JACK!!!!JACK GALER FTW!!!!!!
4)Kittens CAN be found on roundabouts- you just have to look hard enough
5)My brother and sister miss me a lot. i kinda knew this one before, but they're both really excited about talking to me via webcam later. it made me has a happy ^^

And that's it for today's news- next up, the weather

xXx

The pheasant has no agenda

i don't really have anything to say in this blog. nothing particular anyways. then again how often does my point come across when i'm writing stuff?as i recall the last thing i wrote was an angry blog about the possible ruined future of Doctor Who- and we all know that's the kinda hard-hitting stuff that'll get you working with the big boys

loadsa stuff has happened over the last few days, but nowt you haven't read before. a brief itinerary would be
-i didn't work hard enough
-i went to the venue
-i went out when i shouldn't have
-i spent a bit too much money
-i got very very drunk
-i watched The Apprentice
-i had a fab night
-i didn't go to bed until it was time to wake up
-i was hungover
-i didn't work hard enough
-i stayed in watching a Sci-Fi show
-i worked but got easily distracted
-i didn't finish an essay until the early hours of this morning

And tbh i think there are blogs on that kinda stuff from within the last month.

I'm only writing this cos i cannae sleep- the girlies are back from their night out, and they make A LOT of noise- and, take it from someone who's room is between TWO kitchens, i know what noisy is

at least my romanticism essay is done. going to dinner with lyppeat tomorrow, but after that i've gotta dive straight back into the library to watch 'Cria Cuervos' so i can make notes and start writing that essay. "In what way is Cria Cuervos an allegory?" or something like that. it's all about the end of the Spanish Civil War- surprisingly interesting, considering how utterly honk the film is. i dunno, maybe i'll enjoy it more this time, now that i know what to expect and know when the ending is coming up ^^

Venue tomorrow night- some 'Flower Power' thing. I'm not drinking so it should be interesting!!i'm definitely taking my camera!!No way am i passing up the opportunity to have sober control of a camera whilst surrounded by drunkards i know and love- should be a laugh methinks!!

I'm a bit sad, i have to admit- tomorrow is the Eurovision Song Contest, which isn't sad. but it'll be the first eurovision song contest that i haven't been with my family, vic and john included, since....i cannae even remember. We even have 'The Eurovision book' where you write in stuff about the act and how utterly honk they are- my dad has a chart to write the points down in. what can i say? some people are just natural fanatics =] but i dunno if them lot are gonna watch it- kinda seems like it's be against the Law of Eurovision if you watch it and it's NOT Terry Wogan. plus, like Kage said, the voting's just too political these days. PLUS we can't stand Graham Norton. Eurgh.

right- bed time now. have to be at about 11 ish

This blog seems a tad melancholy. i know what'll counteract that;

BAM!!!!!!!

There. That should do it.

=]

nite nite

xXx

So SO SO MAD >:I

Oh my god.

Apparently, in the next series of 'Doctor Who' (Series 5) they're getting rid of every single reference to the Russel T Davies series' of yore. and they literally do mean everything.

They are planning on destroying the TARDIS. And replacing it with something completely different.

Let me just say that again, cos even i don't quite believe it;

They are getting rid one of the most recognisable Ships (Death Star must be THE MOST, surely) in modern science Fiction, and changing it.

THEY ARE GETTING RID OF THE TARDIS.

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RUSSEL T DAVIES TO GET RID OF!!!!!IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME THROUGHOUT EVERY SERIES OF DOCTOR WHO EVER!!!

EVER!!IN A SHOW THAT USES CHANGE TO IT'S ADVANTAGE THE ONE THING THAT HELPED KEEP FANS LOYAL WAS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR HAD CHANGED HIS TRANSPORTATION WOULD ALWAYS BE THE SAME!!!!!

HE DIDN'T CREATE THE TARDIS- THEREFORE HE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO WRITE IT OUT OF A SHOW IT HELPED MAKE!!!BEFORE RUSSEL T DAVIES WAS EVEN AROUND!!!!!

What with the utter shitness of the Easter Special, and all previous christmas specials (bar 2 of them. but wtf were you thinking with a flying nuclear Titanic? it's a joke.) and now this news, i am VERY VERY VERY close to pulling a Tim and burning all of my Doctor Who Memorabilia (although his was Star Wars stuff. Same difference.)

If this is the case, and they are, not only replacing David Tennant but also getting rid of the TARDIS then i can, hand on heart promise that i will not watch Doctor Who anymore. because it would no longer be the show i know and love.

And i don't care how frigging amazing Steven Moffat is. If he and Russel T Davies pull this shiz off, then they will have lost a hardcore fan before the ads for the new series even appear.

Pfft. What a joke.

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I have died and gone to heaven

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

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PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC

Things i have done, other than writing the essay I have to finish before tomorrow night;

-Youtubed it up a treat
-Gone on Twitter
-Gone on Facebook
-Made a pizza
-Sat staring at my wall
-Phoned my mum
-Phoned my dad
-Phoned my mum again
-Chatted with Charlotte
-Drunk too much Juice
-Watched American Dad
-Panicked
-Written this blog

And i'm about to go have dinner with Emma at Woody's, so the procrastination continues.
ARGH It's not like i don't wanna write it, i really do wanna write it and get it out of the way but i don't know where to start!!and i can't find my notes!! and everytime i look through my notebooks i panic more, because i realise just how much revision i have to do!!OHMYGODI'MFREAKINGOUTSOBAD.

Frantic Sigh.

Blatantly i'm going to cry later tonight. Panders are gonna have one hysterical, panicky, sobbing daughter on their hands, that's fo' shizzle....

I really do need to calm down now. Oh bloody hell!!

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The Busiest of all the Bees

today has not been the best day but it has been the busiest one of late. I woke up at 10:30, and got to the library at 12:15 ish to watch Cria Cuervos, which was absolute honk. that finished at 2:10pm (IT TOOK FOREVER TO END) and then i went and met Grandpa Cruden for town times. Admittedly that part was good, except i dropped all my change out of my purse whilst in boots and the woman behind the counter laughed at me. i got ever so embarrassed. But i had a laugh up until/after that fandango. then i came back here at like half four and then set off with Connie to go give blood. got there, and they wouldn't let me because i hadn't made an appointment, and the woman was really snooty and all "We're fully booked today AND tomorrow" and i said "i thought it was like an open thing, cos it didn't say to make an appointment" and she was just all sniffy and went "No." I say it's prejudice against unorganised people. i cannae help it that i don't think things through in a proper order- if i get and idea or whatever it kind of just pushes all reason out of my head, which is often why all my plans are improvised and end up failing ^^ i mean well though

Hopefully The Works will be good tonight. except supposedly it's dressing up and if you dress up you get in for free- but some people are now saying THAT'S not the case either.

Sigh. I am utterly confuddled.

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One liners Blog

So i'm back in old Canters town =]

And I'm shattered because of all the travellage

I woke up at 5:10am

Then 6:10am

And then got up at 7:00am to wash my hair.

Grandad turned up at 8:45am and we left the house at 9am

We had been driving for about 45-60 minutes when Kage called us

I had forgotten one of my bags like a complete tool

Dad was a bit mad,i hugged him and called him Sir Michael Caine

So he couldn't be angry after that =]

As we left again we got stuck behind a Cycle For Life Group of about 100 bikers

Kage, Jack&Fozz watched us as we waited 10 minutes for them to pass

It was hilariously funny, even Dad had to laugh in the end

Especially when an old couple in a car trundled past, looking like they'd cry

Ahahahahahahhahahaha old people.

The journey to Canters was actually a big laugh

The best bit was when i said to dad "Hey dad, can you put the radio on?"

and then about 20 seconds later Dad turned round and went

"Do you guys want the radio on for a bit?"

We got in a huge fit of giggles over that

We went to Asda in Canters and it took FOREVER to get round it all

Grandad kept strolling off somewhere and we had to keep finding him

The first three times it was funny and then it wasn't

But i couldn't get too annoyed cos it's my Grandad

And i think it's feasibly impossible to get annoyed at endearing old people

At Uni home I got a lovely welcome from Zoe, Connie, Jas and Charlotte

Unloaded all of my stuff and unpacked the mass amount of food we bought

Mum, dad and grandad said bye and for the first time none of us cried

I think this is a good sign- it means we're all settled, not just me, which is good

I do worry about them sometimes

Claire and Jimmy then showed up and Claire went mental when she saw me

She hugged me like a crazed woman, it was brilliant

Jimmy has scratches all down his face and looks really funny

i said "I'm not even gonna ask" and then we hugged it up a smiley treat

I made me realise just how much i'd actually missed everyone

Alex and Emma came over to say "Howdy Hey!"

I checked my twitter and realised they thought i was back tomorrow

It must have been a pretty awesome sauce surprise for them, let's face it ^^

We had a laugh, and i drank tea and spoke far too much for my own good

But they were really nice and listen to me ramble as they do best

I hung about with Connie drinking Ribena; we're back to our normal routine

We then went to Woody's for food and drinkage of much lemonade

I got all full and sleepy though so we came back after about an hour and a half

And now i'm sitting in my room, chillaxin and writing this ridiculous blog

whilst listening to Flight of The Conchords album, of course

I'm now about to watch a load of episodes of Firefly followed by Serenity

And i have FAB lollies in the fridge so life can't get any better really

I found cat hairs on my keyboard and it made me sad

But then i saw the scratch on my hand from where Charlie bit me

I wasn't that sad anymore

Right i'm off

Hope everyone has a lovely night tonight

Blatantly i'm gonna be going to bed at like 11 tonight i'm sooo tired

And i've got to wake up early tomorrow for Libraryage because i'm cool like

Bye Y'all

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Auntie A-Mee had a good day ^^

I love facebooking stalking. One of the girls who used to bully me in Middle school now looks like a complete skank and is going out with a 36 year old bloke. I feel bad that this makes me feel good. I'll concentrate on the goodness of that musing though =]

Today was brilliant- went Norwich with Vicski and Eli, and had such a laugh with them. I bought a so-gorgeous-it-comes-close-to-making-me-look-sexy dress. ok, i'll admit it- i look smokin' hot. cannae wait to "shake my tail feather" as Kage suggested i do. i also bought another dress, equally as gorgeous, that results in an equal level of sexiness, but it's more casuaaal. and i got some neon orange shoes- i love them. and Primark. =] Yayness. I didn't let myself go in HMV, because i'm trying to SAVE money. This funny conversation took place in Subway;

Vic: Wanna go to HMV after this?
Me: No.
Vic: Cool, wanna go to the one down the road or in Chapelfi- wait, did you just say no?
Me: Yup.
(Vic pauses)
Vic: I said HMV Amy, not H&M
Me:I know
Vic: But you always want to go to HMV. You call it Mecca
Me: Please don't make this any harder than it already is- I'm trying to save money, alright, so just ssh
Vic: Ok, fine, no HMV.
Me: Thanks.
(awkward pause)
Vic: Has there ever actually been a time when you've gone to Norwich and not gone into HMV?
(I look at her in a "shutup" way)
Vic: Ok, shutting up.

It took A LOT to refrain. A LOT.

Eli was amazing today- he wouldn't let Vic push his pushchair when he was in it, he only wanted me to, and when he got out he wanted to hold my hand, and we were jumping in puddles together, and when he got tired he didn't want to go back in his buggy, he wanted me to pick him up- it was so cute!!And- he said my name.

ELI SAID AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELI SAID AAAAAAAMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't believe it!!!i bought him something and Vic said "Say thanks to Auntie Amy" and he went;

"Fank oou A-Mee"

:) =] ^^ :D :] =) =D

mine is the first name he's said properly of all the Aunties and Uncles- i'm not one for competitiveness, but...COME ON!!!!!

ooh i don't half love that boy

right- i'm off nao

ONE LOVE

xXx

Blog Long, and Prosper

When Lost first came out I was as excited as everyone else was. Whilst my mum only watched it for the plane crash at the beginning, I was genuinely intrigued about how the show would turn out, after the rave-age that took place in SFX magazine (Amy George trivia for you; upon being given my first copy of SFX my parents took it away, believing the front to read ‘SEX’ because the ‘F’ was blocked in a funny way). After the first series I lost interest. This was mostly down to the move to SKY, which, let’s face it, SUCKED. But then when I got the chance to catch up I made it halfway through before I started thinking “Ok...this is kinda lame”, and then denounced the man behind it – JJ Abrams- as some kind of lunatic, who wouldn’t know what entertainment was if it smacked him in the face.

Now I am a person who will readily admit when they are wrong. Seriously, I hate all that “trying to be right all the time” machismo, it’s never appealed to me never will. And so that is why in 2008 I was happy to admit my scruples against him were completely unlegitamised, when he provided me with what would become number 2 in the top 5 cinematic experiences of my life- the undeniably incredible ‘Cloverfield’. The build up to the film had led me to uncover some glistening results on Mr Abrams Career card- he wrote the screenplay to Armageddon (one of my favourite films of all time), and was deemed by Spielberg – THE director amongst mere mortal men- as possibly one of the brightest and most promising triple threat combos (Writer, Producer, Director) since, well, himself. And then, in late 2007, early 2008 there were whisperings of a Star Trek Reboot. And that this man, J J Abrams, would bring it to the fore.

And that, my friends, is most certainly what he has done. And he has made his way into the sacred world of ‘Amy George’s top 5 directors’. And he did it with TWO FILMS. WATCH AND LEARN PEOPLE- WATCH AND LEARN.

Star Trek is stunning. Visually, it’s some of the most incredible and revolutionary use of CGI I have ever seen. Remember how breathtaking and ground-breaking the CGI was back in 1993 with ‘Jurassic Park’? Think of that, but for this day and age (haha I sound so old, ‘day and age’). It’s incredible. The story itself is fantastic and so incredibly clever, with the right balance between serious and jovial; whilst the film was a lot funnier than I thought it would be (do not think I’m suggesting it’s a comedy here- it just has the wit, banter and light heartedness of the original Star Trek series), it still has some incredible evocative moments, during which I almost cried. One of the things that make this film just so powerful and fantastic is the writing- it is incredible. God, as if a girl ever needed more persuading to take up a career in writing, but this film...it’s just constant- there’s no lines where you think “unnecessary” or “after school special”. Nothing that makes you somewhat patronisingly coo at the screen, or laugh openly at something you’re not meant to laugh at. It’s just the pinnacle of screenplays. And if they have the same writers for the, officially confirmed 2011 sequel then I am there

The Actors also do a mind-blowingly good job at bringing these characters to life, in a way which semi resurrects the charm of the original series, but puts their own stamp on it- you know that what you’re looking at isn’t from the time of Star Trek’s arrival, but at the same time you don’t mind; these people are equally as capable and interesting as any of the original cast. Chris Pine is utterly brilliant- Kirk was, as typical I think it will emerge with most people, the most charismatic and entertaining personality, and Pine wore Kirk’s original and effortless bravado like a badge, as it should be; Zachary Quinto is simply stunning as Spock, so SO perfect, so eerie but at the same time captivating; Karl Urban inadvertently stole the show in a way for me, with his impeccable take on Dr Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy- even though Simon Pegg’s Scotty is seemingly the comic relief, Bones had me laughing out loud with his witty banter; The Fresh Pegg is on fine form THANK GOD- it would’ve killed me, I think to have had to admit that he had single handled tainted Star Trek for me- but he didn’t. His accent is perfect, his timing is perfect and the delivery is perfect. He is perfect. (sigh) and so very, VERY Scottish. Zoe Saldana is very good as Uhura- her emotive acting was breathtaking, and obviously something the writers picked up on as some of her most emotional scenes bare hardly any dialogue. Eric Bana’s Nero is quite scary, but I sometimes found his voice annoying...Kinda like how Christian Bale’s Batman voice would sound if he had a tongue that was too big for his mouth.

All in all the film was amazing. If you don’t believe me, go see it- I heartily recommend it. And now I’m going to stop gushing like an overtly tipsy luvvie at some god-awful awards ceremony

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Nick and Magaret FTW

I’m currently watching ‘Harsh Times’, with Christian Bale and Freddy Rodriguez- both are immeasurably and in-fatuously handsome so I signed on pretty much straight away. But it’s actually been veryveryvery good so far- ever so gritty. I like gritty. Shaun of the Dead is on, but I daren’t watch it, which is stupid, because I love it, but I’m by myself downstairs, so you know. I’m a muppet :)

The Apprentice was INCREDIBLE tonight- Phillip being fired was a HUGE shock, but he totally deserved to go- the guy was a dick!! Me and Kage officially love James. He is brilliant. But Phillip totally showed his true colours, and even though Lorraine is annoyingly ugly and can sometimes be a bit “Argh I’m annoying” but she didn’t deserve the way everyone was with her. God i love that show. God i love Sir Alan. And 'The Apprentice- You're Fired' is getting better and better. And Nick and Magaret!!THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN SHOW!!!!Nick was excellent- he has awesome comic timing

I’m so excited about tomorrow night; I honestly don’t know what to do with myself. IT’S GONNA BE TIGHT Y’ALL!! When I come back you just know there’s gonna be either one of two blogs;

1) A blog that gushes about how it was one of the greatest cinematic experiences of my life
2) A blog that doesn’t exist, because I’ll be too depressed at the fact the film was honk to actually write one

I had a really awesome time today with Eli and Dad, we had such a laugh!!I’m gonna miss him so much when I go back- he talks constantly now, and we were mucking about with bubbles in the garden it was such a laugh. He says Bubbles like a little cockney- he goes “BAABALLS” it’s so so so funny!!!

Right, I’m to go find something on TV or just go to bed...I’m quite tired so I think the latter will win. i've stopped watching 'Harsh Times' now- it got a bit too hardcore for sleepy viewage time

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Sod's Law

I have come to the conclusion that the world is not content unless I am despairing at something. There are two wonderful things about this week, that I am very VERY VERY excited about;

1) ER Double Bill- George Clooney is returning, and we find out whether Carter will get the kidney transplant he so desperately needs to live!!CARTER CAN’T DIE!! CAAAARTER CAAAN’T DIIIIIE!!!!!!
2) Preview screenings of ‘Star Trek’ are being run on the 7th May, the day before it’s officially being released on (surprise surprise) the 8th May, and me and Vicki are going- THAT’S RIGHT!!The film I have pined over for roughly a year? I’m seeing it a day early. Oh, it’s good to be alive!

But there was a problem- you see, I’m not allowed to have two wonderfully, albeit media-orientated, exciting and mind-blowingly awesome situations occur on the same week- because that might result in me being overtly happy, and we can’t have that.

And so that is why this morning, whilst enjoying a bowl of Frosties, and reassuring Kage that her mock Psychology mock A level this afternoon would go fine and that NO- she wouldn’t die or become homeless if she failed, I saw an advert on E4 for the ER Double Bill on Thursday night- yep, that’s right, Thursday. As in Thursday 7th.As in Thursday 7th when I’m going to see Star Trek. I dropped my spoon into my bowl and shouted, as well as a person can with a mouthful of Frostie-goodness, “NOOOOOO!!!!NOOOT THURSDAY!!!!!!!” to which a startled Kage went “Oh Dear...”

Oh dear indeed, Kage. Oh dear indeed...

This film better be good. Who am I kidding??!! It’s gonna be AH-MAH-ZINK

xXx

Happy Star Wars Day!!

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU

^^

xXx

Sleepy without being sleepy

I think it's time i went to bed, but i don't feel particularly tired. well i do, but not in a sleepy way. that doesn't make any sense whatsoever does it?

I just had to correct about 75% of the spelling involved in the above sentence. I'm gonna go to bed.

I hate being sleepy without being sleepy.

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Carol-Ann-I'm-A-Loser-Who-Doesn't-Deserve-Or-Appreciate-What-I've-Been-Given-Duffy

I was outraged when i found out that Carol Ann Duffy was being made 'Poet Laureate'. The 'Poet Laureate' is a fully established position, granted by the queen upon the advice of the government

Was there ever more evidence to suggest the government totally sucks (#you motherfuckers#)?

CAROL ANN DUFFY. CAROL FUCKING ANN DUFFY. Are you actually kidding me??? It was between her and Simon Armitage. CHOOSE FUCKING SIMON ARMITAGE!!!

That woman just defines everything that is wrong with feminism, and tbh free will. she, single handedly, could be used as evidence in court in favour of removing free will, and i would be more than up for saying "yeah, get rid of free will- it's honk". Even though free will is amazing. she makes things that are amazing UNAMAZING. she unamazes things.

I'm all for equal rights, but she's not FOR equal rights between Men and Women- she won't be happy until every man has been denounced and ridiculed. she actually writes about chopping men's balls off. THAT'S NOT POETRY!!!THAT'S NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE!!

And she had the cheek to appear in the papers (i thought you hated media, Duffy? YOU CAREER IS RUN BY THE MEDIA!!ARGH YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE!!!!!) and declare that she's bringing it into a new time, and that she won't write for the royals unless she wants to, and will choose what she writes on- that's not what the poet laureate's about!!you're appointed to write for events and royal occasions!!!YOU CAN'T CHOOSE!!YOOOOUUUUU CAAAAAN'T CHOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!

Fozz, what do you think?
Fozz: ''Carol Ann Duffy; the deservedly awarded Poet laureate, or a complete and utter douche bag? If you don't think the latter, then you can go to hell with Duffy and burn in your fiery lake of sulphur/feminism. Any woman who writes poems about cutting guy's junk off deserves to grow a pair of balls. And then get 'em chopped off. She sucks big time.''

Accurate and succinct.

God, i'm so mad.

The only thing that acts as some kind of comfort is something my Romanticism Seminar leader Emma said- that the Poet Laureate acts as some kind of bad luck charm, they lose inspiration their ability to write anything good. although in her case i don't know if anyone would notice anything different. maybe she'll get better. it'll work in reverse.

Things don't usually make me this irate. but that woman ruined GCSE English for me, and every other poor shmuck who's had to study her. i saw her and Simon armitage when i was in year 10, and i almost fell asleep. and wanted to jam my pen in my ear. and the ears of everyone else around me in order to save them

Bloody hell. GRRRRR!!!

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Vic & John broke me

Yesterday was absolutely brilliant!!quite easily one of the best days of the holiday so far, although it was followed by one of the worst mornings of my life, but more about that later. Yesterday afternoon i went on a school trip with ma, and some of the kids she works with as an LSA, to Minsmere RSPB Bird Reserve. Me and the famille de George are already members of the RSPB, and we've been to Minsmere a bajillion times, but it's still one of my favouritest places EVER so i jumped at the chance to go. it was ace- the weather was perfect, and although some of the pupils acted like complete dicks there were these two- Caitlin and Lauren- who were really really lovely and well behaved, so we had a really good time. There were tons of birds- far more than usual. when i told Kage that she just went "Birds?in a bird reserve?IN SPRING??NO WAY(!)". she thinks she's funny. well, she is really. I got a bit sunburnt, but i'm actually getting a tan!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??!!i'm not complaining mind, it looks really good, but yeah- i'm getting all tanned ^^ no freckles though, like the others. which sucks- freckles are so cute

After Minsmere John came and picked me up, because i was staying round theirs for the night, having a drink and watching funny stuff. I got there at about 5:30, and me and Eli ran around in the garden for a few hours, and had a huge laugh playing with bubbles, mucking about in his sand pit and 'gardening'- we even helped John water his plants =] it was brilliant. he's speaking so much now, it's hilarious and fab to listen to. when he went to bed it was so cute and i almost cried because he wouldn't go to bed unless i came up to bed with him, and he wouldn't let go of my hand and kept going "Ah! Ah!" (that's what he calls me ^^ Kage is "k" and Fozz is "fff") and he wanted me to tuck him into bed, so i tucked him in and lent down to give him a kiss and he put his hands up, around my head and gave me a really lovely hug!!i got all teary at the thought of leaving and not seeing him, but then i thought about it, and it's only going to be over a month until i'm back, so i wasn't too upset

After Eli was safely tucked up the drinking commenced. Oh Dear. It was such a laugh though- me, Vic and John were talking about everything and anything, laughing at stuff that wasn't particularly funny, and just constantly smiling- we watched South Park, which was hilarious, and then listened to these clips from TalkSport radio, where every week they have like mistakes that people have made whilst talking, or just funny occurrences during the week- it's like Harry Hill for radio. it was epically funny. Me and Vic drank far FAR too much- i had two of the big bottles of Bacardi breezer, which was fine until i followed it up with margaritas Vic kept making (STRONG margaritas) and then white rum with coconut and pineapple juice. we were GONE. Vic&John went to bed, and i fell asleep at like 2 ish i think, and it was all very lovely and comfy.

and then this morning i woke up. OH MY GOD. I have never been so hungover in all my life- not even the morning after Charlotte's party, when i had concussion. I felt awful- seriously, i thought i was gonna die. i threw up twice at Vic's, and once on the way home- i was so embarrassed that John had to pull his car over on the side of the road, but it was necessary, BELIEVE ME, and then i came home and just slept. i still feel kinda honk now, and i can't have any sugar in my tea at the mo, because it keeps making me queasy. it was certainly not my finest hour. but the night itself was excellent- just not worth how i felt this morning.urgh.

so yeah- i had an excellent time. and i'm now gonna go chillax, finish watching Dad's Army, and have another cup of tea. or go out in the garden with Charlie for a walk- she does love her walks up the garden, and i love her ^^

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