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One of the greatest videos ever;



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Jurassic Bath

It’s my first day off in 6 days, and I was looking forward to the lie-in to end all lie-ins. A lie-in of such mahusive proportions people would speak of it in centuries to come, stunned that I managed to stay wrapped away from the world in my lovely, albeit cat-hair-covered, duvet for as long as I did. Well, at least I wanted to make it to 11. I would’ve been happy to wake up at 11. But what time did I wake up? No, wait, let me rephrase that- what time was I woken up by the sound of drills and saws? 8:30 am. EIGHT-THIRTY-AM.

Wanna know why? At the minute we are having our bathroom/ loo completely redone by a builder who is the exact spit of the character Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park. Like double take worthy. When I opened the door to him on the first day of buildage I instantly looked over his shoulder into his van to see if there was a Dilophosaurus waiting for him. He’d only been here three days when he started scheming;

Builder/Nedry: Er, where’s your electricity meter? I need to just have a look at it quickly
Mum: Oh, it’s just over he- Amy, what are you doing?
(Mum goes to show him where but I pull her to one side)
Me: You can’t mum!
Mum: What are you talking about?
Me: You can’t show him where the power is!
Mum: Why the hell not?!
Me: He’ll switch off the power and all the dinosaurs will get out!! They’ll eat lawyers off our toilet, Richard Attenborough will misplace his grandchildren and we have no Sam Neil Mum- WE HAVE NO SAM NEIL!! Do you really want the death of Samuel L Jackson on your conscience?!?!
(Mum walks away)
Me: FINE! IAN MALCOLM ME, WHY DON'T YOU?!? IGNORE MY WARNINGS!! BUT REMEMBER; LIFE FINDS A WAY MA- LIFE FINDS A WAY!!!

Of course whilst looking for the Dilophosaurus, I didn’t realise then just how lucky we would’ve been had he met a spit-filled and dinosaur themed demise- I do now. You know how you get those people who talk constantly but never actually say anything? Yeah, he’s like the reigning champion of useless chatter. He’s also the slowest builder in the history of slow builders. Also he sings when he’s working- LOUDLY. But not actual singing, he like mutters the words. We don’t like him. Bloody Nedry.

That’s it for now. Sorry I’m not writing much- it’s just nothing much is happening, just Scummerfields. And no one wants to hear about that.

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No Blog and No writing makes Amy Something Something...

I’m sorry wonderful bloggatron readers that I have left you cold, neglected and forgotten for so long. My other blog with Crudenforth has ashamedly somewhat obscured the wonder of my world, plus Somerfield has stolen my days and is holding them captive until September and alas, due to excessive spending and a confusing place called ‘University’ that insists on charging me to get drunk, I need to cooperate with them in order to win back some of my thieved English Benjamins .

So what’s been happening in my world? I think a more appropriate question would be what HASN’T been happening in my world?! And the answer to that my friends is everything. Everything hasn’t been happening.

I had a swine flu scare which turned out to be nothing more than a persistent and annoying combination of hayfever, a cold and a sickness bug; Throw in my often melodramatic personality and you’ve got a hypochondriac’s wet dream right there my friends. Other than that my time has been taken up by working in Somerfield, complaining about working in Somerfield and plotting ways to destroy Somerfield so that I don’t have to work there anymore.

Actually that’s a lie- I had a really lovely night out with Tilly and Bailes last week where we just went to a few pubs for catch up and the like. It didn’t matter that I’d lost my ID (I’m such a idiot, I’ve blatantly dropped it somewhere but god knows where) because Ben works in the King’s Head and Ross works in the Waveney- SWEET. The effect of not being at Uni has certainly taken its toll as I was really quite drunk after only 4 single southern comfort and lemonades; Fresher’s week is going to be cheap and painful by the sounds of things :D

Also I went to Norwich with Spoon on Wednesday and that was EPICALLY GOOD. I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard, but it was so cool cos it was like we hadn’t even had a year away from home and not seeing each other- it was like an elongated version of our infamous sixth form frees, except there was no Bethany and we didn’t do the More Crossword (“How do you spell rampant?!” AHAHAHAH!!)

Also, congrats to Jack-The-Lad, who passed his driving test on Tuesday, FIRST TIME!!YAYAY JACK!!! I’m so chuffed for him, he worked so hard, and now he gets to drive his gorgeous blue car around :D i have to say though that I’m particularly happy for a rather selfish reason- because Jack can drive this means he and Kage can come visit me in Canters next term and stay and stuff!! Gonna be EPIC.

CONGRATS COUNT JACKULAR!!

I have sustained many injuries since I last wrote, mainly clumsiness related – I tripped over a speed-bump in Tesco car park and spazzed my hand up so badly- but the worst of which was when i was doing delivery for work I sliced open my finger whilst trying to open a cardboard box. Anyone who’s experienced a Cardboard cut knows it’s far more extreme and painful than a paper cut. My slid down the side of the top of my finger and along the bottom of my nail. I hate the taste of blood so I couldn’t suck it and it was bleeding ever so heavily- it was so gross. This week has been ridiculously clumsy, but it’s mostly due to tiredness. I tripped over the basket holder behind the till a few times, and Tilly (not the aforementioned Tilly, another Tilly. So many Tilly’s...) couldn’t stop laughing at me. She said it was really funny cos one minute I was there and then the next minute I was just gone. I also dropped a four pack of Budweiser beer from the 3rd shelf- it literally exploded, there was beer and glass everywhere; NOT COOL.

Anyhoo, I best go now- I have to be up at 9 for work related issues, plus Kage is getting crabby cos she’s sleepy. And I’m kinda shattered meself. Off to a wonderful daydreamy lovely restfulness world of sleep. I’m actually excited about going to bed, how sad is that?!

Night my lovelies ^^

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Rain Run

We had terrential rain suddenly come down here in ye olde Beccles. It was scarily heavy, so i promised Fozz i would pay him in a currency he could comprehend- Haribo- if he would run from one end of our 120ft long garden to the other. He did.
The Haribo cost me £1.32. It was worth it.

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#Look for the BEAR Neccessities...#

Fozz: Koala’s ARE bears
Mum: Aren’t they marsupials?
Amy: Yeah...
Fozz: No, they’re bears. Koala BEARS
Mum: No, Joe-
Fozz: KOALA BEARS
Mum: No, they’re marsupials
Fozz: But that’s like saying Pandas aren’t bears
Mum: Er, they’re not. They’re Pandas!
Fozz: (incredulous)...But they’re called Panda BEARS!! BE-ARS!!
Mum: Pandas are just Pandas- they’re not bears. And Koalas are Marsupials.
Fozz: HOW?! Koala BEARS! Panda BEARS!! Bears and Pandas, Koala’s ...THEY’RE BEARS!!
Mum: Actually, Koala’s are more like wombats
Fozz: What?! Wombats are much smaller!!
Mum: Wombats are massive!!Seriously, wombats are big!!
Fozz: ... Yeah, well they’re not Pandas!
Mum: Well, no, I suppose they’re not because Pandas are black and white and live in China-
Fozz: Oh, so now it’s a racial thing...

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Koala's-The animal that stuck 2 fingers up at evolution. Apparently.

Mum: Crocodiles are so effective
Fozz: Huh?!
Mum: Crocodiles. They’re so effective at what they do!!They haven’t had to evolves for millions of years!!
Fozz: Like sharks!
Mum: Yeah!
Fozz: And bears!!
Mum: Er, no Joe, not bears-
Fozz: And Koalas!!

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Indecision is a bitch

Amy: SO what are we gonna watch?
Fozz: I dunno, what do you wanna watch?
Amy: Nah, you choose
Fozz: Ok, er, would you mind if i put on Avenged Sevenfold?
Amy: No, not that
Fozz: Oh come on, you just said i can choose!
Amy: Yeah, and you can- choose anything else, just NOT that
Fozz: Ok, that's fine. Erm...anything yeah?
Amy: Yep
Fozz:...Ooh, I know! Transformers!
Amy:...Nah, not that
(Fozz looks at Amy despairingly)
Amy: What? I've seen it too often!
Fozz: (sighs) All right then; What do YOU want to watch?
Amy: I dunno man, you choose
(Fozz walks away)

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Gimme Gimme Gimme

It's not often i fall in love with items of clothing- that kind of instant-desire-need-to-own-upon-seeing is usually reserved for either DVD Boxsets, Books and Matt Bellamy.

But This?

I WANT THIS.
Westwood FTW.

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Video Blog 4

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It's like Thunder! (POW!) Lightning! (POW!POW!)

There's a big ol' thunderstormio. Niiice.
Watching 'Love Actually'. Actually i started watching it, kage and beth watched the first bit cos kage has never seen it and then they left, i kept watching and then when they came back kage made me rewind it so im watching something i watched half an hour ago again. Ok, that sentence stopped making sense right around the time that it started.

I don't really have much to say right now but i'm seeing Transformers 2 this afternoon hopefully so i should imagine i'll have loads to say later :)

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Brilliant.

Necessary Backround information;
-Fozz occasionally borrows Jack's X Box, and talks to his friends on Jack's X Box Live account. However, Jack now has his X Box back, and so any messages sent to Fozz would be read by Jack.
-Fozz and his guy mates often refer to each other as 'babes' and 'darling' and pretend to be in relationships when talking. No ACTUAL dude sweat occurs though

Fozz just got this message from his friend John Campling, Hereafter known as Johnny Campz;

"Hey babe, just wanted to say luff yhoo also look on ur xbox i sent u a message it hott"

This made me laugh so hard and for such a very long time that i forgot 'Pan's Labrinth' is on. But i've remembered now, so byeeee!!

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Wam, Bam, Thank ya Dam

I have a theory- that Damian Lewis was created SOLELY for my viewing/listening pleasure. Hey, call me crazy- SAY WHAT YOU WILL- But it's the goddamn truth ladies and gentlemen. The man is basically walking sex; There's no arguing that!! Not only is he THE ginger Prince (an official title, might i add) But he is solely responsible for leading me astray on the path of what is (ab)normally conceived to be an unattractive hair colour- he converted me to Red-Haired blokey blokes. NOW Pre-Lewis, i held no preferences for hair colour; hell i didn't care to much about what the hair looked like. But Post-Lewis? Then came Simon Pegg, Scott Grimes, Rupert Grint. GINGER AS THE DAY IS LONG. And i LOVE it

Not only this- but my discovery of Damian Lewis came about when i stumbled upon an episode of 'Have I Got News For You', a show which i generally avoid because Ian Hislop is such a annoying, arrogant, haughty prick, but Damien Lewis did the unthinkable; HE MADE IAN HISLOP BEARABLE. THAT is true power, at it's mightiest my friends. I have yet to see anyone else achieve such a feat of engineering- hence why i still don't watch 'Have I Got News For You'

And there is of course the fact he is in my favourite TV show- ah to hell with it, my favourite thing EVER; Band Of Brothers. I won't dwell on that for too long though- my love for that show could fill up a million blogs, but i only have the one ^^

So there you have it- my love for Damian Lewis has resulted in a blog dedicated to his name. Even Matt Bellamy hasn't got one yet. I say yet because come November i should imagine i'll have a whole separate internet set up to dedicate purely to him

I'm ever so tired so i'm going to bed now. my eyes are dropping and i feel i have misspelled almost every word upon this page

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