Since when was having one face and one voice considered acting??

There are many things in this world that i cannot understand;

• Why people enjoy seal clubbing. it just pisses me off. i would actually like to club all the seal clubbers with a giant club. with spikes. and other nasty things. Grr.
• Why the law against fox hunting has had no effect. It's a bloody law people!!!!
• Why people listen to Kate Nash and Lily Allen.
• Why every single person in the world is not addicted to One Tree Hill. How can that be???It's amazing!!!
• Why liking shows like Doctor Who, Heroes, Star Trek, Firefly and Buffy The Vampire Slayer instantly makes you a lesser person. Grow up.
• Why people find Lee Evans funny. I don't get it.
• Why Bruce Forsyth is not a Sir.
• The appeal of Gardening...i don't get it.
• How some people can be scared of chickens- they're not scary, they're funny!!!

But i think one of the things i find hardest to understand is the popularity of Nicholas Cage. The successful actor who can't act.

The first time i ever saw him act was when i was in the cinema and saw a trailer for that film where he knows what going to happen next...it may even be called next...anyway, after a series of unexplained explosions he said the line "you've got one last chance", in this monotonous, flat and awfully boring voice. Then there's another explosion and he then says "that was it" BUT IN EXACTLY THE SAME VOICE!!!!!

THE MAN CANNOT ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!how can no one else see this!!?????

In 'Face Off' he has one face and one voice. Even when he wife is threatened he even has one face and one voice!!!

Last night i saw Con Air for the first time- and i LOVED it. John Cusack, John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi and the guy who played Bubba in 'Forrest Gump' were all FAB but it was ruined by that man!!he cannot act!!!There was this one scene where he's reunited with his daughter- who has never seen before in his life- and his expression is no different from when he was saving the woman from being raped.

me and kage spent most of the film despairing at why he is successful, and how can it be that we are the only people who realise how crap he is?? My dad loves him, he's one of his faves, and my mum thinks he's a fab actor, BUT HE'S NOT!!! is it just me and kage and fozz??we think it's hilarious, but it's just annoying as well.

GET A DIFFERENT VOICE!!!YOU CAN'T ACT!!!

i actually hate him.
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the film was bloody good though =] in a crap way. like Top Gun.

Oh Top Gun....Now i want to watch that...
But after On Tree Hill is over- i haven't seen it in 12 weeks, and i am most definitely not missing out on another hour of shouting "DAN YOU BASTARD!!", hating Peyton and feeling sorry for Nathan and Deb. oh how i've missed the incessant and ridiculous drama.

you'd think they'd have decent films on christmas eve really- and the only film i've found is high school musical. and i would rather pull out my own eyes then watch high school musical, of my own volition. the last time i watched it was because charlotte made me. i cannot remember ever swearing so viciously at a film.

now i'm gonna go chillax with my kage for a bit. probably watch dumb and dumber (get in), either that or go play Battlefront with Fozz...the possibilities are endless =]

mucho lovo
xxx