if i fell from the ledge of a building i would most certainly die

I just tried hanging from the ledge on our stairs, to see if I'd be able to save myself should i fall from the ledge of a building, you know, like in films where they dangle then pull themselves uP?
I found out that I wouldn't.
But at least I didn't find out the hard way- saved myself some time there.
Note to self- next time you try to dangle off the stairs wear knee pads and a helmet. And move those high heels off of the bottom step.


I ache all over now.