Saturday 11 April 2009

How had i forgetted about le mentals...

OH MY GOD i'd forgotten how many mental people and absolute wierdos there are in Beccles. There was this one woman, who i swear her entire top lip was made of hair. seriously. It was just hair. Then there was this bloke walking around just staring at people, a bloke who kept shouting "Judy!" at the women who walked past him, and another woman who was just walking along laughing at absolutely nothing.

It took alot of effort to avoid that lot, but i succeeded and managed to stay as hidden as a brightly dressed ginger ninja. alas, however, even the mightiest fall, and i fell spectacularly. As i was walking past Hungate Hall this 6'5" monstrosity of a man came towards me, with huge grey hair sticking about 7 inches above his head, straight up in a flat top Jazzy Jeff himself would be proud of, and entirely clad in a bright blue jumpsuit, open to the chest with no shirt underneath. and his eyes were so wide i thought they were gonna fall out. i stepped one way to avoid him and he stepped the other way, i stepped the other way and so did he- this happened for a little while before i stepped to the side to just let him go past, because his eyes were getting wider and moving away from my face if you catch my drift. He walked past me, and turned to look down at me (not at my face mind) and went "Sorry about that, Little Lady" and i visibly shivered in disgust before running away very, very fast.

Anyhoo, i'm off to go take a nap cos i was up proper late last night. Right now i'm listening to David Tennant and Catherine Tate try to do Jonathon Ross's Radio 2 Show, and they're absolutely brilliant, so so funny. David Tennant is just taking the mickey out of the people phoning in- I LOVE IT!!and he's all, you know, Scottish and what-not. Yayness for the Scotterishness of his accent. just when you though he couldnae get any better looking, and then they went and made him Scottish. I do like that accent. and the Irish accent. Maybe the Welsh. DEFINITELY the Australian......
Sorry, slightly distracted then. Time for a cup of tea methinks :D

xXx

PS No, i havenae forgotten about Doctor Who tonight- i'm a bit apprehensive is all, so i'm trying not to build it up to be as amazing as i really hope (and tbh think) it will be. But Michelle Ryan? Really? I mean, did anyone ever see the second episode of Bionic Woman? No. Wanna know why? Cos it was shite. Wanna know why? cos she's annoying. and it was written by idiots with no mind. But yeah- i'm not looking forward to her. But the rest of Yayness. Despite the blatant rip off of Pitch Black.

(Pleeeeeease be good =])

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