Saturday 11 April 2009

Absolute Honk

I knew it. I bloody knew it. The story was ok except it used 'wormholes' like EVERY OTHER SCI-FI SHOW EVER HAS (and tbh 'Plotholes' would seem more plausible), There was a flying bus and there was a mad scientist played by Lee Evans, who is a man that i jut cannot find funny. although actually he wasn't the worst part- i thought he did quite a good job considering he was meant to be a bit mental, he didnae go overboard at all.

Bloody Michelle Ryan.Waste of TIME.

And BLATANTLY Russel T Davies needs to come up with his own ideas. seriously, He really needs to come up with something original, soon. Look at the evidence from this Easter Special alone;
-It's a science fiction show with 'wormholes'
-It's a science fiction show with a nutty professor
-The story is 'Pitch Black' re-written for a Vin Diesel free zone
-He used a flying bus. a flying vehicle? Back to the future ring any bells?How about Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. AND it was naff- really truly naff.
-And Lady Christina De Souza? Who steals artifacts in the name of her father??What does he think no one else has ever played Tomb Raider??

It's a joke.

The whole plot was cliched- the army Sergeant who tries to overrule using viloence and guns and the speccy nerd who fights back; the devil-may-care attitude of yet another 'strong and feisty' woman against The Doctor; the old lady who turns out to be psychic; the two young lads lost in the world find their place and jobs with the Army. and finally that ridiculous escape, via flying bus, from the clumsy police officer- she got away again folks!!!

and the dialogue??!!

Christina: Doctor, we would have been great together...
Doctor:Oh Christina- we were

Are you actually kidding me?
Give me a pen, give me paper, give me a budget and give me a week- i'd put things right.
I am so ridiculously annoyed by this. i knows it's 'only a TV show', but Grr.

Ok, Rant over.

xXx

Cor i'm annoyed.

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