Jackanory stole my mum's life story

On Jackanory this morning-

Eli was over- i wasn't just watching cbeebies of my own accord. although space pirates is amazing. and clifford the big red dog. and something special has taught me quite a lot of sign language. but i never watch it by myself

...much... -

anyway, on Jackanory this morning they had the story of a woman called Mrs Gasket, or Mrs G, has ginger hair. Mrs G had two cats, one ginger and white, one black, lots of kids, and her husband was a postman. She liked to feed her cats and clean her house.

My mum's name is Mrs George, or Mrs G, and has ginger hair. She has two cats, one white and ginger, one black. My mum has lots of kids (well...5...that's a lot though), and her husband, my dad, is a postman. my mum likes to feed our cats, they are both fat, and clean our house.
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Oh my god, we're being spied on by the BBC.

Great.

Peace Up, A-Town Down
xxx

Romanticism and Critical Theory Lecture

Yeah...
Went in with Laura, Charlotte and Zoe, sat and waited for about 5 minutes...the fire alarms that always go off went off twice, as usual, and then we assumed the lecture would start.
but it didn't, the woman just stood there waiting.
and then she said "have the fire alarms gone off yet?i've been waiting for them".
Someone at the back shouted that they had already gone off.
and with her next sentence she pretty much summed up how the rest of the hour went;
"Oh, i've been waiting for an imaginary fire alarm".

mucho lovo
xxx