Showing posts with label why god why. Show all posts
Showing posts with label why god why. Show all posts

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Scariest conversation of my life

(Charlotte walks into my room whilst i am singing the 'Back to the Future' theme tune)

Me:ba-ba-baaa, ba ba ba ba ba baaaa be ba be be ba baaaa-
Charlotte:Don't suppose you need to go to the library?
Me:Nope. (louder)Ba-ba-baaa, ba ba ba ba ba Why don't you ask Connie? baaaa be ba be ba baaa-
Charlotte:she's already there
Me:BA BA BAAAAA BA BA BA BA BA BAAAA
(Charlotte huffs and walks out)
Me:Hey!!i was singing 'Back to the Future' to you!!
(Charlotte comes back in)
Charlotte:What?
Me:Back to the future- i was singing it. you know, "ba ba baaaa ba ba ba ba ba-"
Charlotte:What's that?
Me:What's what?
Charlotte:Back to the Future
Me:(silence)...wh..wh, wh, what?you know, (points at poster on wall) 'Back to the Future'!
(Charlotte looks confused)
Me:but-but-but, it's, it's the film...you know, i mean it's 'Back to the Future'
Charlotte:Never seen it
Me:WHAT??!!!HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???!!!
(Charlotte walks away. I sit distraught that someone could be so cavalier about the fact they havenae seen one of the greatest films in the history of everything)

I don't know why the universe put me in a room next to her. i really don't.

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