I was outraged when i found out that Carol Ann Duffy was being made 'Poet Laureate'. The 'Poet Laureate' is a fully established position, granted by the queen upon the advice of the government
Was there ever more evidence to suggest the government totally sucks (#you motherfuckers#)?
CAROL ANN DUFFY. CAROL FUCKING ANN DUFFY. Are you actually kidding me??? It was between her and Simon Armitage. CHOOSE FUCKING SIMON ARMITAGE!!!
That woman just defines everything that is wrong with feminism, and tbh free will. she, single handedly, could be used as evidence in court in favour of removing free will, and i would be more than up for saying "yeah, get rid of free will- it's honk". Even though free will is amazing. she makes things that are amazing UNAMAZING. she unamazes things.
I'm all for equal rights, but she's not FOR equal rights between Men and Women- she won't be happy until every man has been denounced and ridiculed. she actually writes about chopping men's balls off. THAT'S NOT POETRY!!!THAT'S NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE!!
And she had the cheek to appear in the papers (i thought you hated media, Duffy? YOU CAREER IS RUN BY THE MEDIA!!ARGH YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE!!!!!) and declare that she's bringing it into a new time, and that she won't write for the royals unless she wants to, and will choose what she writes on- that's not what the poet laureate's about!!you're appointed to write for events and royal occasions!!!YOU CAN'T CHOOSE!!YOOOOUUUUU CAAAAAN'T CHOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!
Fozz, what do you think?
Fozz: ''Carol Ann Duffy; the deservedly awarded Poet laureate, or a complete and utter douche bag? If you don't think the latter, then you can go to hell with Duffy and burn in your fiery lake of sulphur/feminism. Any woman who writes poems about cutting guy's junk off deserves to grow a pair of balls. And then get 'em chopped off. She sucks big time.''
Accurate and succinct.
God, i'm so mad.
The only thing that acts as some kind of comfort is something my Romanticism Seminar leader Emma said- that the Poet Laureate acts as some kind of bad luck charm, they lose inspiration their ability to write anything good. although in her case i don't know if anyone would notice anything different. maybe she'll get better. it'll work in reverse.
Things don't usually make me this irate. but that woman ruined GCSE English for me, and every other poor shmuck who's had to study her. i saw her and Simon armitage when i was in year 10, and i almost fell asleep. and wanted to jam my pen in my ear. and the ears of everyone else around me in order to save them
Bloody hell. GRRRRR!!!
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