Piggy Bath Narration

Thought process of this piglet;

00:09 seconds
SH*T ME, it's cold. Seriously, what the F**K has a piglet gotta do to get a little warmth over here? Jeez, what, look cute? I couldn't BE more cute if I tried!! PFFT. f**ck you lot.

00:19
Your moustache is amazing, Mr farmer. What's with the bucket of water though? That's kinda weird.

00:22
WOAH, WOAH WOAH WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOIN'? WHAT TH- SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F- lemme go, LEMME GOOO-

00:25
Oh. Well...this, this is wonderful!!

00:30
AHHHHHHH MAAAAN THIS FEELS GOOOOOOOOOOD

00:33
Sucks to be you lot, eh? HUH? HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BWOIIII???

00:42
This. Is. The. Tits.

00:44
*SMILE*


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