*Phone Rings. It's Pandy*
Me: Hey Dad.
Dad: Hey, can you just ask... wait, what's that?
Me: What's what?
Dad: In the backround. What's all that screaming?
Me: Oh, yeah, Billy's parachute got stuck, and now the pterodactyls are all up in his grill.
Dad:... What?
Me: yeah, no, he was trying to save Eric, but Eric was in their nest and now, well... Bitches. Be. Trippin'. Sam Neill's doing the best he can, but-
Dad: OHH, you're watching a Jurassic Park film!
Me:...You sound surprised.
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