Topical Conversation

(Kage is tidying up her side of the room, and reads the review "move over Harry Potter" from the back of her copy of 'Twilight')
Kage: Move over Harry Potter- Yeah, you’re crap
Amy: Ha Ha
Kage: At least I tried to read it before I said it was crap- I’m not like one of those people who haven’t read it and are just “ehhh it’s crap”
Amy: Yeah, that’s true
Kage: I read the first one, and I started reading the second one but then I was like “I don’t care if Ron dies”
Amy: Ron doesn’t die
Kage: Alright, well I don’t care if Hagrid is a paedophile
Amy: Hagrid- well...
Kage: Ha, exactly. Come on, he’s got a weird little cottage next to a forest. (Puts on creepy gravelly voice) “Come and see my house kiddies! I’ve got a huge beard”
(Dad walks in with Kage’s hot water bottle)
Dad: (putting on accent) “A great big bushy beard!”
Amy: Ha, excellent!
Kage: Isn’t that right dad?
Dad: What?
Kage: Hagrid is a paedophile
Dad: Er...I don’t want to get involved in this conversation

She does make me laugh sometimes

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