ARGH i've let my blog down. i havenae been blogging much and now i have A LOT to blog about but rather than do one mahusive blog i'm gonna break it down and separate all the shizzle over the last few days into separate blog.
i just re-read what i written. i need to stop talking like a muppet.
Saturday 18th April 2009
i had a fantabuloso day which was pretty much spent the entire time with Vic, John and Eli :D i had to get up at 8, which was quite possibly the hardest thing i've ever had to do...ish. Vic and John came to pick me up at 10 ish and it was off to Norwich with us!John bought me some AMAZINGLY cool sunglasses, which are red and in the shape of hearts (ilovethemilovethem) and then we basically milled about for a while, John was making me laugh pretty much all the time, and Eli was being incredibly entertaining- he's found his voice now, and so he was talking ALL THE TIME, seriously, it was so cool. when we went into the book shop he was being a little monkey, and kept picking up books and then moving them all over the shop and vic was trying so hard to be angry with him, but he just kept making the pair of us laugh. especially when he shouted "MOVE!" at this woman who wouldn't get out of the way, it was hilarious!!and he kept trying to say "book" but it just sounded like he was saying "boob", and i kept winding vic up- she insisted he was saying "book". HE WASN'T!! after a while i started feeling well tired, and couldnae work out why, and then vic told me - i couldnae believe it when she said it was 3, i was like "WTF"??!!we'd been walking about for about 4 hours, and i hadn't had a cup of tea the whole time. bad times. thankfully though Eli started getting tired, so we went home :)
When we got home i got to give Kage and Jack their (belated) 3 year anniversary present; a CD from QD (a manky and cheap shop that old people love) called 'Panpipes for Lovers Vol3'- it was HILARIOUS. seriously. you have no idea just how funny it is until you've heard it, it's not even panpipes, someone's obviously just playing the keyboard on a 'panpipe' setting!!and the songs are really confusing choices- about 5 of them are ABBA tracks, for a start , and then they had songs like 'Don't let the sun go down on me', and most confusing of all, 'Circle of Life' from the Lion King!!i said that at their wedding they have to have this version of 'Circle of Life' as their wedding song, and that i would make it happen. Kage just sat there going "No." we'll see....
That evening we went to go see some Amateur Wrestling at Lowestoft Sports Centre- it was hilarious, as it usually is. We only ever go for laugh's, but occasionally you'll see something reasonably entertaining- in this case it was the audience. There are some proper MENTAL people who go, i really mean, borderline crazies who wouldn't feel out of place hanging out with Patrick Bateman. Here's a catalogue of the ones who particularly caught our eye (i swear to god we spent more time watching the audience rather than the actual event);
-Angry Man & 'The Hottie'
Angry man is a bloke we've seen many a time before at these amateur wrestling events, who has a reputation for getting ridiculously angry at absolutely nothing, very very quickly. at the last thing we went to he shouted out "GET BACK IN THE RING YOU TOSSERS!!!" in front of a load of little kids. it was hilarious. he looks like a goat, and is usually a trustworthy source of entertainment. However tonight he was somewhat subdued, and so it was up to his friend 'the hottie' to provide entertainment. we'd never seen her before, but she was dressed, badly, as if it was the middle of summer. The place we were in was freezing- i had a t-shirt and my hoodie on and i was still shivering. but she was dressed like we were in Majorca or something. and she kept jumping up and shouting stuff and dancing really randomly!!she was hilarious. she's called 'The Hottie', because Jack and John set about trying to convince me, Kage and Vic that Fozz had said he was "Fit As". Genius
-The man who picked his nose and ate it
I think that says it all really. He kept jumping up and shouting and spilled beer all over himself at one point. Jack filmed him on his phone, and has 22 minutes of footage on him. don't really know what that says about jack to be honest.
-The bearded man in the Michael Jackson jacket
There was this bloke who had HUGE hair and a HUGE beard that kind of covered his face, and he was wearing this red leather jacket and just kept pointing at stuff. seriously!!and he was sitting by himself so he couldn't have been pointing to like back up something he'd said to someone. mental
-Yellow Roy
(You'll only understand the wonder of yellow Roy if you live in Beccles or went to Leman with me and Jack Galer, so if you don't fit into either of those categories skip over this one)
Yellow Roy looked exactly like normal Roy, except he was wearing a huge yellow jacket and glasses. but he kept jumping up and stamping his feet (which was a pretty risky thing to be ding considering the size of him). the funny thing is that as the evening went on more and more people joined him stamping their feet, and by the end of the evening he had about 6 or 7 other people standing with him stamping!!it was a wonder they didn't just fall through the steps...
The most hilarious moment of the night goes to 'Kid Quintain', who, in a useless attempt to look cool tried to jump over one of the barriers- and slipped. me, Vic, Kage, Fozz, john and jack were gone. absolutely gone. i was crying with laughter and my tummy hurt so, SO much. another genius thing was the use of smoke when the 'wrestlers' entered the hall- it was that rubbish smoke you see at parties and you couldn't see them as they came out!!!!you couldn't tell if you were supposed to cheer or not!!it was hilarious
Happy, and with our faces aching from laughter, we went home. and so ended a fantastic Saturday.
i'll do sunday later :)
xXx
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