OH HAI

Oh daym. It's as if i forgot i even had a blog. I was doing ever so well too...
AH WELL.
Updates?...Yeah Ok;

BOB is on his last legs- Bob being my laptop and not a man who has loads of spare legs but has lost all but his last pair. There are parts of him falling off and he flickers so much when i write on him it's like going to a cheap club wherein their idea of lighting is strictly strobe- s'not fun. Makes me eyes CANE too, for the lolz

Having said which he's not flickering now, but i suspect that's because he knows i'm talking about him. Btw if this is your first time reading then OH HAI- my name's Amy, and i imagine inanimate objects to be alive! makes life all the more interesting, without causing unnecessary drama. Unless me and Bob have a domestic- then there's LOTS of drama

Ok, this blog is really shitty so far. you can probably tell my hearts not in it right now!I've got SO much work to do it's quite literally insane. it's my own fault for leaving it so late, but god knows i cannot function without 'THE FEAR'. i keep finding myself stuck in these really random and kinda lengthy phases of 'i don't really care anymore'. I just kinda stop trying once something becomes even slightly hard, or if something seems like it's gonna take effort i don't even bother trying at all. It's SO weird, but i cannae seem to pull myself out of it. silly girl.

I've been meeting loads of new people recently, most of them lovely, few of them not. It's really good though, cos i've been meaning to branch out my socialisingness (YES IT'S A WORD maybenotreallythough). Graham has made Rutherford Bar on mondays the social event of the season- at 30p cups of tea how could it not be?! so yeah- I HAVE SOME NEW FWENDS :)

having said which my love for chatroulette makes me possibly the least social person in the world!! Basically Chatroulette is the most ridiculous concept ever; you have to have a webcam to do it, and if you've got a mic that helps. what happens is you're presented with a stranger, randomly, who can be anyone, anything and anywhere. you then have the option of either staying with them and chatting for as long as you want OR you can press the 'next' button and be partnered with someone else. It's mental. I've only been on it about 4 times; the 1st time i was by myself and saw 3 dicks in about 5 minutes. Next was with Alex and Ted who swiftly went about attracting american girls with their '(OMG! such a) Cute british accents' . i don't understand american girls. the english accent isn't cute, it's either one of 4 things; Melancholy and monotone; posh and twatty; you sound like your about to knife someone; you sound like a farmer. but yeah. the girls kept asking them if they would make them a cup of tea- Lazy bitches, make it yourselves. The third time was on a drunken night with Hannah, Ted, Alex, Emma and Hannah's friend Lily. We lured in and revealed perverts. it was LOLZ.

The fourth time was last night- Connie stayed over after a night of cheesy pasta, eating pom bears, drinking cider and watching Sex and the City. We also watched I love you, Man. SLAAPPAA DAA BAAIISE :D anyhoo Connie admitted she'd never been on there, so pajama clad we set about our chatroulette adventure. In a chatroulette first we never saw any penises (Con was gutted :P) HOWEVER we did get asked to get our (*)(*) out, as the guy so eloquently put it, which made me and Con laugh A LOT, we also saw people having sex (:O we both came over terribly British and prudish) and then we met a lovely american man from LA, who we both fell for rather hard. He was so sweet!!! if only we'd asked for his email...sigh

So yeah- chatroulette. In theory the most foolhardy, ridiculously dangerous and pervert-tastic place on the web. IN practice...well, it's still all those things, but it's also mega jokes :D DO IT

i'm gonna head off now- surprising, really, how much you can write and really say nothing at all. I'm gonna go wake up Con :)

BYES
xxx