Grown-Up Behaviour

Halfway through a webcam chat with Ma and she gets a funny look on her face

Me:...So we changed one of the rules to be nominations-
Mum:Amy?
Me:Yeah?
Mum:(pointing)What's that?
Me:(looking about) Wh-what? what's what?
Mum: (pointing more) THAT.
Me: (utterly confused) Ma, i dunno what you're pointing at-
Mum: (raising one eyebrow) Amy, why does it say 'COCK' on your hand?

Me: (looking at hand and stuttering) er- er- i -er, it- er-
Mum: ...Amy?
Me: Itwasn'tmealexdidit!!!
Mum: And why did Alex write 'COCK' on your hand?
Me: (looking sheepish) because i drew a picture of a cat on his and wrote 'OH HAI' next to it.
Mum:...How old are you both, Amy?
Me: I'm nearly 20 and Alex is 21.
Mum: (sighing) I'm so proud you're using your time at university so wisely, Amy.

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