Geek Crushing

Standing in the library, and i catch a spotty nervous guy (SPN) looking (read staring) at me;

Me:Er, hey- you rite?
SPN:(flustered) Is your hair naturally that colour?
Me:What? Oh, right, yeah no i dyed it.
SPN:It looks cool
Me:Really? Ah, cheers that's nice of you to say
SPN: You look like Jean Grey
Me:Huh? What X Men styley?
SPN: Yeah!Wait, you know who Jean Grey is?!
Me: Chhyeah. Well that's why i dyed my hair in the first place- i try and base my whole look on her, to go along with my telepathy and telekinesis
SPN: (looking shockingly impressed) REALLY?!?!
Me: No.

Ah, crushing a geek's spirit (sigh)... all in a day's work for the ultimate Geek's ideal woman...

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