Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Scariest conversation of my life

(Charlotte walks into my room whilst i am singing the 'Back to the Future' theme tune)

Me:ba-ba-baaa, ba ba ba ba ba baaaa be ba be be ba baaaa-
Charlotte:Don't suppose you need to go to the library?
Me:Nope. (louder)Ba-ba-baaa, ba ba ba ba ba Why don't you ask Connie? baaaa be ba be ba baaa-
Charlotte:she's already there
Me:BA BA BAAAAA BA BA BA BA BA BAAAA
(Charlotte huffs and walks out)
Me:Hey!!i was singing 'Back to the Future' to you!!
(Charlotte comes back in)
Charlotte:What?
Me:Back to the future- i was singing it. you know, "ba ba baaaa ba ba ba ba ba-"
Charlotte:What's that?
Me:What's what?
Charlotte:Back to the Future
Me:(silence)...wh..wh, wh, what?you know, (points at poster on wall) 'Back to the Future'!
(Charlotte looks confused)
Me:but-but-but, it's, it's the film...you know, i mean it's 'Back to the Future'
Charlotte:Never seen it
Me:WHAT??!!!HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???!!!
(Charlotte walks away. I sit distraught that someone could be so cavalier about the fact they havenae seen one of the greatest films in the history of everything)

I don't know why the universe put me in a room next to her. i really don't.

xXx

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