The End

And so, 4 years, 23 days later this lovely blog come to an end.

I've got a new one now, over on Tumblr

I just needed to make a new writing-ey start ^^

Hope you all had fun <3

Thanks for everything!!

Amy xxxxxx

15 things you only ever say whilst playing 'Tomb Raider II'

1) WHY WON'T YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, YOU BIG TITTED BITCH??

2) She runs towards them when I tell her to jump sideways, and doesn't ever aim at the bastards. DOES SHE WANT TO DIE??

3) Oh SHIT, I've run out of flares and have no idea where I parked my boat.

4) I have over 400 Uzi clips, but no Uzi. What's the point?

5) It took 5 shotgun shots, the entirety of my automatics ammunition and a further minute of pistol shooting before the big guy in the opera house would go down. And he had A LOT of dogs.

6) Then they had the audacity to take my f**king grenade launcher from me.

7) ARGH Bad-Guy Scuba Diver! Bloody harpoon gun does sod all!

8) HE SHOT ME WITH A F**KING FLAME THROWER!! WHO DOES THAT??

9) I don't know where this shark's come from, but it's royally pissing me off.

10) I found a really easy way to defeat the Dragon!

11) My motto is constantly have your guns out, because you don't know when some burly f**ker is gonna come round the corner.

12) The Eagles always try to kill me.

13) The next bit's the bit with the yeti, yeah?

14) Nah, The Monks help kill the burly gun guys who break into the Monastery.

15) I already locked the Butler in the freezer

I'm fed up of reading 'Stars under pressure to lose more weight' or 'Dangers of weight loss; Revealed' on the front of magazines, then turning the pages and finding 'New diet will help you find a new you!' or 'Lose 4 stone in as many months!' waiting in the back. Its just an evil cycle of at first promoting the images of far-too-thin celebrities as glamorous, and then reporting on the sufferers of eating disorders, who've been inundated with ideas of how we're 'supposed to look'. Fuck it all; pay no attention to an idealised and impossible projection of who you should be, and concentrate on discovering who YOU want to be <3

Summer Anthem

If only we had the sunshine to accompany it. Silly English weather.

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I'm a stupid cat

If Amy Victoria George was a Nation, this would be it's National Anthem

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Catch up.

So, er... it's been a while. Wow, and I didn't even write anything on the last one, just put up loads of links to remix's of the Jurassic Park theme tune. That doesn't sound like something i would do at all, does it?

What have I been up to since Uni finished then, other than booty shakin' to J-Park rhymes? Wishing I was Beyonce enough to actually be able to shake my booty, for one. Did you see her at Glastonbury?? Gurl has got some SKILLZ. See, i booty bump and people call for help, believing they're witnessing a small white girl having what appears to be an epileptic fit. But Beyonce booty bumps, and people call for help coz the gurl's so damn hot they catch FIRE. I pretty much have been listening to 'Run the World' on repeat for the last 2 weeks. I'm listening to it now actually. See, I'm a multi-tasker; I don't let one thing that I'm doing interfere wi- WHO RUN THIS MUTHA? WHO RUN THIS MUTHA? - th anything else I may be involved with. GIRLZ.

I've also been looking for a job, but i'm not gonna go into detail with that one, for 3 reasons; 1) it is literally driving me insane trying to find one 2) the job centre have excelled themselves in terms of dickish, outlandish and generally idiotic behaviour and 3) i am in the process of applying for an absolutely incredible job which, if i got, could be the start of my whole career. and a superstitious laydee like myself would be a fool to run round telling everyone about it. so i won't.

one of the biggest things that I've had to come to terms with since coming back from Uni was not what I missed in Canterbury, but who was missing from my home. Upon arriving home Pandy informed me that a few days before my wonderful Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Millie had passed away. It wasn't a surprise; in fact as soon as Mum said 'We have some bad news' I simply said 'Millie' and began sobbing. She was old, somewhere between 19 and 22 years old, and she hadn't been well for a while. It still hits me pretty hard every day; we still have our two other cats, Charlie and Sully. But neither of them are lap cats, so I've been missing the furry cuddles she use to give me. I dabbled with the idea of doing a blog specifically dedicated to her, but i decided against it. This whole blog, and my Twitter feed for that matter, are an ode to her and her erratically fantastic behaviour. and to be honest, I wanna keep our own little world private. I know I often wear my heart on my sleeve, but it broke a little when she went, so you can forgive me for hiding it away for a while.

Another thing I've been doing of late is getting my sing-song on with a friend of mine named Sam; he's the guitarist and singer from my brother's band, Teenage Glory Days, and we've been doing some acousticey (not a word? it is now) 50s style music, which has been so much fun, and keeping me busy. have a look at the Teenage Glory Days Facebook Page, they've got a few gigs coming up this summer, and they put on an amazing show so don't miss out! Also, they're such legendary guys, they deserve all the likes they can get. Do IT! For me? (I almost put a winking smiley here but who am I kidding, I can't pull that off)

One other thing i've been doing to keep busy is volunteering at my local Cats Protection League Charity Shop! I work with a few people, 3 days a week, and i gotta say it's pretty awesome actually! It's incredibly rewarding, and keeps me from sitting at home in front of the TV becoming ridiculously obsessed with America's Next Top Model and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Hopefully I'm gonna get the opportunity to work with feral cats soon, which would be so INSANELY cool i wouldn't know what to do with myself!!!

well, I've run on enough for now. I promise I'll try to make more of an effort to write on here, people. And by people I mean anyone foolhardy enough to actually read my ramblings.

BYEEEEEEEEEE

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